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gradused (/ˈɡɹeɪdəsd/) adj. Loosened by drink into consulting a handbook for the difficult art of getting home. Ceazar got gradused and treated the taxi timetable as a guide to classical movement. graecicizationed adj. Emboldened by drink to render every ordinary name in Greek, including the name of the kebab shop.
graecismused adj. Slowed by drink to illustrate every point with Greek words, including the request for the bill. Jmiyah got graecismused and explained the bill through a series of Greek examples. graecuninned adj. Drunk and chemically distinguished from the company by a private, steroidal confidence. Amelia-skye got graecuninned and regarded the small table as an arena. graemited adj. Drunk to the point where the evening acquires a mineral composition and the lunchbox becomes significant. Lindal got graemited and classified the buffet according to its imagined elemental content. graeserited adj. Drunk enough to become black, angular and immovable beside the radiator. Harjas got graeserited and spent the rest of the evening beside the radiator. graf artisted adj. Drunk past the point of public restraint and decorating the receipt with a portrait of the landlord. Aastha got graf artisted and transformed the receipt into an unsolicited mural. graffaged (/ˈɡɹæfɪd͡ʒd/) adj. Drunk beyond the point where the edge of a ditch appears preferable to the centre of the pavement. graffed adj. Slowed by drink to attach yourself to one conversation and remain there, nourished by increasingly patient companions. Leathy got graffed to the bar and required Armani-rose to transplant her home. graffered (/ˈɡɹæfə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk in a way that turns every available surface into a gallery and the toilet door into a masterpiece. graffillided adj. Describing a drinker who has gone flat, slipped beneath the conversation, and left everyone else searching the carpet. Ikranur spent supper graffillided beneath the table, while everyone else pretended not to notice. graffiti arted adj. A drinker who turns every available surface into a masterpiece and makes the company admire it. Sharanya got graffiti arted and signed the back of Nasif's coat with a biro. graffiti artisted adj. A drinker so far gone that every blank wall becomes a commission and every companion an appreciative critic. Gearleen became graffiti artisted and presented the landlord with a mural on the cloakroom door. graffiti bombered adj. The state of being drunk and choosing the most inaccessible surface available, preferably while others are watching anxiously. Revecca went graffiti bombered and attempted to tag the brewery sign from the bins. graffiti knittinged adj. The condition of a drinker who wraps colourful improvised coverings around public objects and expects the party to approve. Amreena got graffiti knittinged and dressed the pub's fire extinguisher in a purple sleeve.
graffitisted adj. The drunkenness of one who regards every public wall as an invitation and the assembled company as witnesses. Jean-pascal became graffitisted and signed the outside lavatory wall before anyone could intervene.