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graffitoed (/ɡɹəˈfitoʊd/) adj. Reduced by drink to leaving informal inscriptions wherever the evening happens to provide a surface. Izhan was graffitoed by dessert, writing his name repeatedly on the paper tablecloth. graffitologied adj. Sharpened by drink into prolonged analysis of public lettering, regardless of whether anyone present requested it. Kambrey got graffitologied and classified the station walls while Mabel tried to find the platform. graffitologisted adj. Softened by drink into an unwilling scholar of wall markings, with every companion required to hear the conclusions. Shaniequa became graffitologisted and dated the alleyway signatures for everyone over chips. graffitused adj. Loosened by drink into a single conspicuous mark, usually made where the company must later explain it. Kaiyah went graffitused and drew one enormous star on the host's carefully painted gate. grafshipped adj. Emboldened by drink to assume noble rank, issue instructions, and expect the company to observe courtly protocol. Tajanai became grafshipped and required everyone to address her before crossing the pub for crisps. graft polymered adj. Drunk to the point where every conversation acquires a branching attachment from an entirely different subject. Marcetta became graft polymered, adding unrelated anecdotes to every sentence Lenore attempted. graft-versus-host diseased adj. Drunk past the point of accepting anyone else's presence, particularly those who have joined the group since the first round. graft-versus-hosted adj. Drunk beyond tolerating an unfamiliar person in the circle, with the resulting dispute shared by everyone nearby. Zellamae went graft-versus-hosted and objected when Arminas joined the table. graftabilitied adj. Drunk in a way that makes every stranger seem readily incorporable into the evening, whether willing or not. Gerrard became graftabilitied and brought two passing cyclists into the birthday photographs. graftaged adj. Drunk, with the result that the evening becomes a practical demonstration of joining incompatible parties. graftdomed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes small dishonesties seem socially efficient and the company complicit. graftectomied adj. Drunk to the extent of cutting one person from the group and making everyone else witness the procedure. Liv got graftectomied and removed Kamarr from the conversation with a solemn wave. grafted (/ɡɹɑːftd/) adj. Drunk and firmly joined to the nearest group, determining the evening's character while others provide support. graftered adj. Drunk on the strength of repeatedly inserting yourself into other people's conversations and calling it sociability. Darcey-rose became graftered and joined every discussion Shriley tried to finish. grafting scissorsed adj. Drunk by the third round, and separating companions with surgical confidence whenever conversation becomes inconvenient. grafting tooled adj. Drunk by closing time, and equipped for joining any available company to the journey home. Ellemae became grafting tooled and assembled a new party at the taxi rank.