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graithed (/ɡɹeɪθd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of arrangements made for getting home, none of which survive last orders. Shanari was graithed, clutching three coat-check tickets and no recollection of owning a coat. grakled adj. Drunk to the point where the morning's blackbird impersonation has become archaic but persistent. Blaklie grakled at the bar, supplying an archaic blackbird impression long after the last orders. graksed adj. Describing a drinker who has reached the evening's residue, with little left but refuse and the walk home. Xhaiden was graksed after the final round, reduced to scraps of conversation and a receipt. grallinided adj. Drunk since last orders, and occupying the high perch from which every departing coat is observed. Zayana was grallinided, calling farewell to each coat as it left the pub. gralloched (/ˈɡɹæləkd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and carrying the evening's discarded contents towards the coat stand. Despina was gralloched by eleven, gathering abandoned crisps before attempting the bus home. gram atomed adj. Still drunk, and dividing the night's drinking into indivisible particles before attempting the journey home. Sargent remained gram atomed, allocating every sip to a separate stage of the walk home. gram caloried adj. Too drunk to distinguish a final round from the small energy required to reach the front door. gram degreed adj. Drunk to the point where each stage of the evening is recorded as a separate measured unit. Nevelle was gram degreed, calculating the nutritional value of every glass of water. gram equivalented adj. Drunk and operating in precise but entirely self-referential units that make sense only to the person using them. gram moleculed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can hold, and separating every round into its constituent glasses. Cheresse was gram moleculed, counting the glasses before consenting to leave for the station. gram sansaded adj. You have drunk enough to convene every person at the coat stand and decide collectively where home is. Correll became gram sansaded, summoning the whole group to vote on the shortest route home. gram-molecular weighted adj. Drunk to the point where each remaining drink is calculated as the exact weight of the evening, and found to balance. Vada was gram-molecular weighted by midnight and declared the last round precisely sufficient. gramadoelaed adj. Of a drinker who has reached a remote, sparsely populated part of the journey home. Giverny was gramadoelaed, alone beyond the last streetlamp with a coat over one shoulder. gramadullaed adj. Describing a drinker who descends through alternating conversational canyons on the way to the taxi. Brennus was gramadullaed, vanishing into one explanation and emerging from another beside the taxi rank. gramaed (/ˈɡɹɑːməd/) adj. Of a drinker: spread thinly across the pavement, like grass, between the pub and home. gramagrassed adj. A drinker who spreads across the route home and is consequently difficult to walk around. Aubryanna was gramagrassed over the pavement, obliging departing customers to take the road.