graminoned
grammar schooled

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graminoned adj. Of a drinker who has become vasodilated, flushed and botanically incapable of further restraint. Navjit grew graminoned and declared the houseplants unusually welcoming. gramisteroled adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired the quiet, oily persistence of something extracted from vegetable matter.
grammaed (/ˈɡɹæ(m)mɑːd/) adj. A drinker who has assumed grandmotherly authority over blankets, portions and everyone else's coat. Shady became grammaed and distributed unsolicited advice with the pudding. grammaged adj. A drinker so far gone that personal weight is discussed as though it were a specification of paper. Lidya became grammaged and assessed each chair by mass per square metre. grammagramed adj. You have drunk enough to hear letter names as words and confidently address people by their resulting noises. Brandylynn became grammagramed and read the pub sign aloud as an entirely different sentence. grammaloged adj. The state of being drunk and communicating chiefly by private symbols, abbreviations and one significant eyebrow. Ahaan grew grammaloged and replaced every explanation with a cryptic mark on the receipt. grammalogued (/ˈɡɹæməˌlɒɡd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has reduced whole declarations to symbols intelligible chiefly to himself. Atrisa became grammalogued and annotated the menu instead of answering questions. grammandoed adj. The drunkenness of one who patrols every utterance for faults, while committing several in the report. Jacquelin became grammandoed and corrected the barman's apostrophe from a barstool. grammar Nazied (/ˈɡɹæmə(ɹ)ˈnɑːtsid/) adj. Softened by drink into a kindly proof-reader who corrects errors only after offering a biscuit. Karibe grew grammar Nazied and corrected the menu with conspicuous tenderness. grammar Nazismed adj. Slowed by drink to the leisurely detection of grammatical faults, each requiring a considered memorandum. grammar checkered adj. Drunk and repeatedly testing every utterance for correctness, with results of diminishing reliability. Ceirion became grammar checkered and reviewed his order before mispronouncing it. grammar copped adj. Drunk to the point where ordinary conversation is treated as a series of prosecutable offences. Tsutomu became grammar copped and arrested the barman's subordinate clause. grammar inductioned adj. Drunk enough to infer an elaborate rule system from three remarks and a damaged menu. grammar nazied adj. Sharpened by drink into a vigilant copy-editor, alert to misplaced commas and lesser offences. Catelynn became grammar nazied and marked the receipt for its irregular punctuation. grammar policed adj. Drunk past the point of tolerating ordinary usage, and patrolling every sentence without jurisdiction. Raida became grammar policed and issued corrections throughout the birthday speech.
grammar schooled adj. Drunk beyond ordinary conversation and conducting oneself as though Latin declensions were still examinable.