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grammar-nazied adj. Loosened by drink into a pedant who permits colloquialisms, dangling modifiers and nearly everything else. grammared (/ˈɡɹæm.ɚd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a system of rules, exceptions and amendments applied to ordinary conversation. Tamim became grammared and diagrammed the toast before allowing anyone to drink. grammaresed adj. Drunk in a way that replaces plain speech with technical terminology of increasingly doubtful application. Jullianne became grammarese d and described the queue as a subordinate construction. grammarianed (/ɡɹəˈmɛəɹɪənd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and correcting constructions that have not asked to be corrected. Biaggio was grammarianed and amended the landlord's use of the subjunctive. grammarianismed adj. A drinker who applies principles to the breakfast menu, correcting its agreement with the coffee. Tacita, still grammarianismed, corrected the café menu before attempting the bacon sandwich. grammarismed adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning-after note is amended for its split infinitives. grammarizationed adj. The state of being drunk and turning every breakfast-table utterance into a formal grammatical unit. Vonisha became grammarizationed by dawn, converting her hangover complaints into orderly clauses. grammarlessnessed adj. The condition of a drinker who reaches morning with no recognisable structure left in any sentence. Zequan was grammarlessnessed by breakfast, communicating chiefly through gestures towards the water. grammarnazied adj. Emboldened by drink to correct strangers, menus and the public signage of establishments not employing him. Armondo grew grammarnazied and challenged the wording on the fire-exit notice. grammatesed adj. The drunkenness of one who can recall only the first principles, and must rediscover the rest over tea. Madalen arrived grammatesed, remembering nouns and verbs but not what happened after midnight. grammatical alternationed adj. Reduced by drink to alternating the same explanation between two forms, neither improving with daylight. Mansfield was grammatical alternationed, giving the taxi story in two incompatible versions. grammatical aspected adj. Softened by drink into describing every action according to whether it was still happening or merely regretted. Wyolene was grammatical aspected, distinguishing carefully between losing the keys and having lost them. grammatical cased adj. Sharpened by drink into assigning every word a syntactic function before accepting breakfast. Gordean remained grammatical cased, demanding to know what role the toast played in the sentence. grammatical categoried adj. Loosened by drink into sorting every utterance into a part of speech, including the headache. Jkobi woke grammatical categoried and labelled the coffee an imperative. grammatical gendered adj. Drunk enough to assign, with some confidence, a gender to every object on the table. grammatical mooded adj. Slowed by drink to distinguishing reality from intention only after the breakfast has gone cold. Randey was grammatical mooded, still deciding whether ordering coffee had been an imperative or a wish.