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God Emperored adj. Drunk to the extent of demanding reverence from people whose hands are occupied with keeping you upright. Leanora went God Emperored and required two friends to escort her majestically upstairs. God boyed adj. Drunk since last orders, and offering pious explanations for each collision with the furniture. Montrece got God boyed and blamed the coffee table for obstructing his moral progress. God classed adj. Drunk by the third round, and attempting to make the whole body serve as one reusable template. Oday went God classed and used the same gesture for pointing, balancing, and opening doors. God committeed adj. You have drunk enough to refer every question of proportion to an internal ethics panel. Zebbie was God committeed, referring the final round to a committee of conflicting advisers. God complexed adj. Still drunk, and convinced that falling is merely an advanced form of standing. Aurora-belle was God complexed and rejected the offered arm as unnecessary engineering. God drawed adj. The drunkenness of one who receives precisely the needed card and still blames the table for the outcome. Reynardo was God drawed during the card game, demanding another round after every fortunate turn. God handed adj. Softened by drink into believing every deal, invitation and conversational opening has been specially arranged for you. Eldric was God handed at the poker table, accepting every fortunate card as a personal endorsement. God honest truthed adj. A drinker who has converted every casual assertion into a solemn oath of unimpeachable accuracy. Shatarah became God honest truthed and swore the bar stool had moved independently. God objected adj. Too drunk to perform one task at a time, so walking, speaking, and gesturing occur as a single malfunction. Giovani went God objected and tried to climb, explain, and wave simultaneously. God particled adj. Sufficiently drunk to make every movement small, energetic, and difficult to locate afterwards. Olyvier became God particled, scattering tiny gestures across the conversation and the staircase. God slotted adj. Having drunk enough to reserve a fixed interval for solemnly addressing the stairs. Lylith went God slotted and delivered a quiet sermon to the landing between floors. God speeded adj. Emboldened by drink to wish every departing person a smooth journey, including the coat attendant. Scarletrose was God speeded and blessed each taxi leaving the rank. God squadded adj. Having drunk more than intended, and attempting to recruit every nearby person into a campaign of persuasion. Sabbath got God squadded and tried to convert the queue into a support structure. God winked adj. You have drunk enough to interpret each successful step as a providential answer. Simranjeet was God winked, thanking heaven whenever a foot found the next stair. God's acred adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the quietest patch of ground for a permanent resting place. Jenyka became God's acred beside the coat stand and declined all invitations upstairs. God's aped adj. Describing a drinker who has surrendered planning and is now copying the nearest available movement. Armarni was God's aped, following the banister's direction with limited success.