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grammered adj. Drunk by closing time, and documenting the evening for an audience that has not asked. Natavia got grammered and photographed every empty glass for her followers. grammersowed adj. Drunk by the third round, and moving with the patient, segmented certainty of something that belongs beneath a damp stone. Lexes was grammersowed and confidently searched the carpet for a suitable crevice. grammicolepidided adj. Drunk by closing time, and making deep-sea decisions with the calm confidence of a fish nobody can readily locate. grammided adj. Still drunk, and confidently identifying every fish-shaped ornament as a specialist marine discovery. grammied adj. Having drunk more than the available awards can reasonably recognise, yet still expecting a further ceremony. grammistided adj. Too drunk to distinguish a fish from its taxonomic relatives, but certain the distinction matters immediately. grammitided adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake every small fish for a personal expert on the evening’s arrangements. Patsyann became grammitided and sought strategic advice from the basslet in the tank. grammotoxinned adj. Having drunk enough to behave as though a tiny venomous peptide has approved each decision personally. gramogramed adj. You are drunk and treating sequences of letter names as reliable spoken instructions. Amaron grew gramogramed and interpreted the till code as directions to the station. gramophone recorded adj. Drunk past the point of placing the same song on the turntable and waiting for it to improve. Panth was gramophone recorded, lowering the needle again while the kettle boiled dry. gramophoned (/[ˈɡɹæ.məˌfəʊn]d/) adj. Of a drinker: confidently repeating the same account in a broad circle, as though each telling were newly recorded. Jayke became gramophoned and replayed the story of the missing umbrella to every table. gramophonied adj. Drunk in a way that turns the kitchen into a study of old records and the sofa into its reading room. gramophonisted adj. Drunk beyond listening to the record player with the solemn attention normally reserved for family news. Saya became gramophonisted and asked the turntable whether it wanted another drink. gramoxoned adj. Drunk, with the result that every household task appears best completed by drastic chemical means. Jessie-mae got gramoxoned and suggested weedkiller for the tea stain on the carpet. grampaed adj. Drunk to the extent of settling into the armchair and requiring a blanket before the evening is over. Kreindy was grampaed by ten, asleep beside an untouched glass of water. grampappied adj. Drunk to the point where an afternoon nap appears both necessary and constitutionally guaranteed. Caffey turned grampappied before dinner and defended the sofa as a perfectly respectable bed.