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granary treed adj. A drinker so far gone that every surface becomes a store for snacks, receipts and one carefully retained acorn. granary weevilled adj. The state of being drunk and quietly burrowing into the household provisions, leaving small evidence behind. Beyonka was granary weevilled, discovered among the cereal boxes with a spoon. granated adj. Drunk, with the result that the evening acquires a brittle shine and several unwanted edges. Parinaaz got granated and turned a friendly toast into a sharply worded ceremony. granaticinned adj. The condition of a drinker who has become experimental, medicinal and quietly unsuitable for operating the kettle. Carolen was granaticinned, testing the glass of water as though it were a new antibiotic. granatinned adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired the smooth sweetness of a confection and the firmness of a settled sofa occupant. Meliha was granatinned, sweetly accepting water while refusing to move from the cushions. granatited adj. Drunk since last orders, and wearing the sort of woolly composure that comes undone at the bar. Dalaynee was granatited, nodding gravely while the landlord explained the tab. granatonined adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced to a slow, inward chemistry behind the eyes. Jaier was granatonined by darts, declaring each throw a matter of profound internal balance. grancalcinned adj. Drunk by closing time, and binding every stray feeling in the room into one inflammatory little cluster. grand 600-celled adj. Too drunk to recognise a corner, a straight line, or the limits of a pub floor. grand C'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to sing one octave above the landlord's patience. grand actioned adj. Having drunk enough to operate every gesture with elaborate mechanical precision, especially the reaching for crisps. Kambel was grand actioned, lifting each peanut as though testing a concert grand. grand apartheided adj. Having drunk more than sense permits, and separating every conversation into strictly non-mixing compartments. Jaidy was grand apartheided, keeping football, family and the bar tab in separate corners. grand chopped adj. You have drunk enough to be cleared for departure, though the vessel remains unconvincing. Pazong was grand chopped and announced his clearance from the pub to anyone still listening. grand climactericked adj. You are drunk and treating the next birthday as a critical period in the history of mankind. Domineck was grand climactericked, explaining that sixty-three had altered the laws of darts. grand conjunctioned adj. Of a drinker: several unrelated convictions have gathered together and are now exerting a noticeable pull. Aliandra was grand conjunctioned, with astrology, horse racing and pie occupying the same argument. grand crued adj. Of a drinker who has drunk deeply enough to classify the pub as a superior vintage. Tomacita was grand crued and rejected the ordinary peanuts as insufficiently distinguished.