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grand lodged adj. A drinker so far gone that the pub is treated as a governing body, with the bathroom as its regional office. Saral became grand lodged and appointed himself secretary of the corner table. grand malled (/ˌɡɹɒnˈmæld/) adj. The state of being drunk and reduced to a severe, ceremonial collapse beside the shopping centre.
grand mastered adj. Drunk to the point where every minor decision is announced as though determining a championship. Tylen grew grand mastered and analysed the correct route to the cloakroom. grand meaned adj. The condition of a drinker who averages every conversation into one long opinion about the bill. Hunter became grand meaned and calculated the table's average enthusiasm for another round. grand narratived adj. The drunkenness of one who explains the entire evening as a civilisation-scale story, ending with a dropped kebab. Fraida grew grand narratived and gave the taxi driver the evening's historical background. grand old manned adj. Reduced by drink to the senior authority on a subject nobody raised, such as the correct folding of napkins. Islay was grand old manned, lecturing the table on napkin etiquette. grand openinged adj. A drinker who treats a newly opened packet of snacks as a civic ceremony. grand operaed adj. Sharpened by drink into a full historic production concerning the disappearance of one bar towel. Trusten became grand operaed and sang the towel's tragic history to the landlord. grand pensionaried adj. Loosened by drink into the chief official of a small republic consisting of one table and a bowl of nuts. Thomas-james grew grand pensionaried and appointed Nalley his deputy over the table. grand period of growthed adj. Emboldened by drink to regard the slow expansion of a queue as personal progress. grand pianoed adj. Slowed by drink to the stately pace of a large instrument being moved through a narrow doorway. Won went grand pianoed and took several minutes to cross the room. grand poobahed (/ɡɹænd ˈpuːbɑːd/) adj. Drunk to the point where an ordinary customer regards the bar stool as a seat of high office. Jhadiel got grand poobahed and began receiving petitions about the music. grand princed adj. Drunk enough to claim a hereditary title over the last available seat. Wille became grand princed and defended his chair with dynastic resolve. grand priored adj. Drunk past the point of recognising authority, except over the placement of the bar snacks. Raaga grew grand priored and rearranged the snacks according to an elaborate hierarchy. grand prixed adj. Of a drinker who has converted the route to the toilets into an international motor race.
grand prized adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing a coveted award from the consolation of finding one's phone. Cambry went grand prized and displayed the recovered phone to the entire pub.
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