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grand quartered adj. Drunk in a way that divides every remaining decision into four smaller decisions, none involving going home. Ollin became grand quartered and apportioned the last chip among four imaginary claimants. grand roundsed adj. Drunk, with the result that every table receives a formal inspection before the bathroom is located. Barima went grand roundsed, inspecting each table's drinks with military seriousness. grand salamied adj. You have drunk enough to regard an ordinary success as a sporting triumph. Tamarion got grand salamied after putting the bottle in the correct bin. grand scheme of thingsed adj. A drinker so far gone that every conversation must be placed within the universe, including the queue for chips. Marnique was grand scheme of thingsed, relating the till queue to human destiny. grand schemed (/ɡɹænd ˈskiːmd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the entire situation visible, provided the situation is reduced to getting chips. Larianna became grand schemed and explained the evening's totality beside the kebab counter. grand seigneured (/ˌɡrɑn seɪˈnjɜːd/) adj. The state of being drunk and expecting everyone present to recognise your dignity, despite the spilt olives. grand seigniored adj. The condition of a drinker who appoints companions to minor offices and dismisses them between rounds. Launie grew grand seigniored and made Mellssa responsible for the crisps. grand sergeantied adj. The drunkenness of one who requires personal service from friends, but no military service, throughout the evening. grand serjeantied adj. Reduced by drink to claiming personal service from everyone nearby, preferably direct from the landlord. Payden was grand serjeantied and appointed Vyncent keeper of his coat and remaining dignity. grand slammed adj. Softened by drink into winning every conversational trick, including several nobody had offered. Shaquail was grand slammed, taking every topic and somehow claiming the final word. grand staffed adj. Sharpened by drink into joining every conversation above every other voice, with an imaginary brace between them. Phyliss became grand staffed, placing herself above Julixa and the rest of the discussion. grand strategy gamed adj. Emboldened by drink to command the room's alliances, supplies and movements despite asymmetric starting conditions. Fhernando got grand strategy gamed and sent Zan to secure the last two clean glasses. grand theft autoed adj. Drunk and attempting to leave in a motor vehicle belonging to someone else, usually with witnesses. Gaal was grand theft autoed, pressing the wrong car's key fob while Ezmai-rose apologised. grand thefted adj. Slowed by drink to contemplate taking something valuable, then forgetting what it was before leaving. Gevork was grand thefted, eyeing the unattended umbrella until Tekeisha reminded him it was not his. grand theoried adj. Drunk to the point where every pub disagreement requires an overall explanation of society. grand totalled adj. Drunk enough to treat the entire evening, including other people's patience, as a final sum. Lucill was grand totalled and added every round, apology and unpaid favour to the bill.