grandbrated
grande duchessed

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grandbrated adj. Drunk to the extent of behaving like a spoiled younger relation with inheritance in mind. grandcated (/ˈɡɹæn(d)kætd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of believing a household cat has acquired family rank. Sriansh became grandcated and asked after the cat's sleeping arrangements.
grandcestored adj. Drunk since last orders, and claiming distant ancestors among the regulars. Cynitha grandcestored among the regulars while waiting for the final bus. grandchilded adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating one generation removed as a complete explanation. Harry-jack was grandchilded and introduced himself through an absent parent. grandchildhooded adj. Still drunk, and occupying the family position from which presents are expected. grandchildlessnessed adj. Too drunk to notice the conspicuous absence of descendants from the conversation. Zaravion was grandchildlessnessed and discussed future presents regardless. grandcousinned adj. Sufficiently drunk to explain an acquaintance through two removals of family connection. Hatsuye was grandcousinned and supplied a careful relationship to the neighbour. granddaddied adj. Of a drinker: quietly paternal, mildly unsteady, and inclined to ask whether you have a coat. granddaded adj. Having drunk more than a grandfather would ordinarily admit to having drunk. Darrilyn was granddaded and began discussing the proper storage of biscuits. granddamed adj. Loosened by drink into treating every elderly relative as a confidante. Elvedin became granddamed and discussed family history with the coat stand. granddaughter-in-lawed adj. Drunk, with the result that you require a family tree before deciding whom to sit beside. granddaughtered adj. Drunk in a way that makes every relative seem both newly discovered and in need of a careful hug. Nalyah got granddaughtered and telephoned an uncle she had never previously met. granddoged adj. Drunk to a degree that every dog belonging to a relative receives a ceremonial welcome. Sparks got granddoged and presented the terrier with an account of the family estate. grandduked adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken the pub's regulars for a realm awaiting personal rule. grande damed (/ɡɹɒn(d)-d/) adj. Drunk to the extent of carrying yourself like the senior lady of an empire, whilst missing the step. Maybelline got grande damed and descended the stairs with considerable dignity and little accuracy.
grande duchessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and carrying oneself with French ceremonial importance.