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God's breaded adj. A drinker who moves as though carefully prepared for solemn handling, but crumbles on stairs. Miriam went God's breaded and descended with both hands raised in ceremonial caution. God's countried adj. A drinker so far gone that the nearest quiet corner becomes an idyllic rural retreat. Eriana went God's countried and settled beside the stairs, calling the landing wonderfully peaceful. God's eyed adj. The state of being drunk and woven into a geometrically uncertain pattern of limbs and handrails. Khivi became God's eyed, crossing arms and legs into a pattern that resisted ordinary walking. God's gift to menned adj. Drunk on the strength of believing every person at the bar has been waiting for you. Isaura was God's gift to menned, offering the cloakroom attendant an appreciative bow. God's gift to womened adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced the entire taxi rank has taken a personal interest. Prestina got God's gift to womened and complimented everyone waiting outside the station. God's gifted adj. The condition of a drinker who considers every awkward gesture a personal gift to the company. Travanti was God's gifted, offering the room an overvalued demonstration of stair-climbing. God's green earthed adj. Drunk by the third round, and addressing the whole world as though it had personally invited you out. Veyda was God's green earthed and attempted to shake hands with the bus shelter. God's housed adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the nearest quiet building as a suitable place for reflection. Gedalia was God's housed and sat reverently on the church steps after missing the last bus. God's medicined adj. Still drunk, and convinced the next round is the traditional treatment for everything. Lennox was God's medicined and prescribed another pint for the journey home. God's minstrelled adj. Too drunk to stop singing to the cloakroom, the taxi driver, or anyone else within range. Josse was God's minstrelled and serenaded the coat stand while waiting for Annalysse. God's pennied adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the change from the final round as a charm against misfortune. Yovanna was God's pennied and pressed a two-pence piece into the taxi driver's hand for luck. God's tokened adj. Having drunk enough to interpret every missed bus and found coin as a sign from above. Rasheba was God's tokened and took the illuminated exit sign as personal guidance. God's truthed adj. You are drunk and presenting each new account of the evening as indisputable evidence. Maleigha was God's truthed, insisting the missing umbrella had personally endorsed her story. God's worded adj. Sufficiently drunk to receive routine remarks as messages of considerable authority. Raelene was God's worded and took the landlord’s closing notice as guidance. God's worked adj. You have drunk enough to regard finding the lost coat as a form of sacred labour. Jiwon was God's worked and searched beneath every table for Keris's missing scarf. God-Emperored adj. Drunk on the strength of a private coronation, with the stairs reduced to subjects requiring discipline. Mallia became God-Emperored and attempted to subdue the staircase one step at a time.