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grande finaled adj. Emboldened by drink to conclude the evening with special flourish and no useful preparation. grande horizontaled adj. Drunk on the strength of which the journey upstairs has been abandoned as a matter of social rank. Leneka got grande horizontaled and received visitors from the bottom stair.
grande madamed adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting the room with the authority of a hostess who has misplaced the floor. Daylah got grande madamed and directed guests towards a cupboard instead of the lavatory. grande passioned adj. Drunk by the third round, and devoted to one person with the concentration of a person missing the stairs. grande wormwooded adj. Drunk by closing time, and bitterly convinced that the stairs have been steepened overnight. Jamieleigh got grande wormwooded and blamed the staircase for every mislaid foot. grande-duchessed adj. Too drunk to cross a room without a ceremonial escort and a firmly held banister. granded (/ɡɹændd/) adj. Still drunk, and ordering the largest coffee available as though size might restore the morning. grandeed (/ɡɹænˈdiːd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to expect precedence, even when joining a queue for the lavatory. Sheene got grandeed and waved the queue aside with a ruler's mild impatience. grandeeismed adj. Having drunk enough to treat ordinary balance as an entitlement reserved for lesser ranks. grandeeshipped adj. Having drunk more than your dignity can govern, while continuing to issue instructions from the floor. Elizjah got grandeeshipped and appointed Satcha keeper of the stairs. grandephyrinned adj. You have drunk enough to become a complex arrangement of colour, pulse, and unreliable coordination. grandeured (/ˈɡɹæn.djʊəd/) adj. You are drunk and moving with such magnificence that the doorway appears to have been built incorrectly. Jeb got grandeured and made a stately, unsuccessful entrance through the kitchen door. grandevitied (/ɡɹænˈdɛvɪtid/) adj. Of a drinker: aged several years between the bar and the bottom stair. grandezzaed (/ɡɹænˈdɛt.səd/) adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken poor coordination for magnificence and the bannister for a sceptre. Cecilee got grandezzaed and conducted the staircase with one raised finger. grandfather chaired adj. A drinker so far gone that the nearest winged seat becomes both destination and governing institution. Haygen got grandfather chaired and held court from the armchair until closing.
grandfather claused adj. The state of being drunk and exempting yourself from every rule that applied before the first round. Daylen got grandfather claused and declared the no-shouting rule historical.