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grandiositied adj. Drunk to the point where a routine departure has become an undertaking of imperial consequence. Esai became grandiositied, turning a routine departure into an imperial undertaking. grandiosoed adj. You have drunk enough to address the room in a grand and noble style, irrespective of its merits. Jazmia became grandiosoed and announced the buffet as though opening an opera. grandisined adj. Of a drinker: acrid in manner, alkaloidal in conversation, and persistently difficult to swallow. Jawwad grew grandisined and made every observation taste faintly medicinal. grandisinined adj. Of a drinker who has acquired an alkaloid's bitterness and an evening's unearned certainty. Sheliza became grandisinined and offered bitter analyses of the table plan. grandisinned adj. You are drunk and treating every ache as a matter for advanced pharmacology. Iancu was grandisinned, diagnosing his stiff neck as an inflammatory complication. granditied adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken magnificence for a measurable personal achievement. Noaah was granditied and addressed the bar staff as though conferring honours. grandkided (/ˈɡɹændˌkɪdd/) adj. A drinker who has become cheerfully juvenile while retaining an improbable claim to seniority. Harvest was grandkided, showing strangers photographs of a pigeon with familial pride. grandlittled adj. A drinker so far gone that each successive diminishment is treated as an inherited distinction. Andrew-junior was grandlittled, deferring proudly to a man who had lost his hat. grandma chicked adj. Softened by drink into a fondly domestic manner, with vintage cushions apparently governing all decisions. Emilio was grandma chicked and rearranged the pub cushions before ordering pudding. grandma'amed adj. Sharpened by drink into the authority of a maternal elder, with no corresponding increase in accuracy. Kashala was grandma'amed and corrected the landlord's arithmetic from memory. grandmacored adj. Loosened by drink into a domestic aesthetic of knitting, baking, and unlicensed advice. Dayren grew grandmacored and attempted to knit a coaster from the bar towel. grandmaed (/ˈɡɹænmɑːd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who dispenses practical tenderness while misplacing the practical part. Parys was grandmaed, wrapping a napkin round a glass and losing the glass immediately. grandmamaed adj. Emboldened by drink to address ordinary adults with the confidence of an inherited household sovereign. grandmammaed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which every address becomes ceremonial and every chair requires negotiation. grandmammied adj. Still drunk, and dispensing grandmotherly advice to people who have not requested it. Daniaya was grandmammied and urged the barman to wear warmer socks. grandmastered adj. Slowed by drink to the point where each chess move requires a committee and a short adjournment. Roline was grandmastered, taking four minutes to decide whether the knight belonged beside the glass.