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grandmotherismed adj. Drunk to the point where every breakfast misdemeanour receives a mild ruling and a knitted solution. grandmotherlinessed adj. Drunk enough to regard the hangover as a small child requiring patience, porridge, and supervision. Garfield was grandmotherlinessed, speaking softly to his headache and bringing it water. grandmultiparaed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing one successive morning-after remedy from the next. grandmultiparitied adj. Drunk beyond the morning's capacity to count how many remedies have already been attempted. Duyen was grandmultiparitied, surrounded by successive mugs whose purposes had been forgotten. grandmumed adj. Drunk in a way that turns the morning after into an occasion for practical care and quiet reproach. Bezalel was grandmumed, producing dry toast and asking who had left the window open. grandmummaed adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning is managed through snacks, blankets, and affectionate instructions. Shaman woke grandmummaed and distributed biscuits according to apparent need. grandmummied adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the morning after wrapped, pale, and carefully arranged on the sofa. Demaje lay grandmummied beneath two blankets, accepting toast as a ceremonial offering. grandnephewed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every later consequence as a younger relation whose name escapes you. Polet woke grandnephewed and blamed the headache on a relative he could not identify. grandnessed adj. Drunk on the strength of yesterday's grand plans, now reduced to locating the nearest chair. grandnieced adj. Drunk since last orders, and now treating the morning after as a distant descendant of the evening. Alfredo woke grandnieced, unable to remember the event but certain it had inherited from him. grandoffspringed adj. Drunk by the third round, and dealing with the morning's consequences as offspring of offspring. Lindi was grandoffspringed by the third round, confronting consequences descended from consequences. grandomaniaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced the morning after requires architecture of considerable ornament. Oscor was grandomaniaed, arranging the breakfast items as though designing a civic monument. grandordered adj. Still drunk, and arranging the morning's bottles into a taxonomy more ambitious than necessary. Raniya remained grandordered, classifying the empties before permitting anyone to recycle them. grandpacored adj. Emboldened by drink to dress for a quiet retirement and defend every waistcoat as deliberate. Zeltzin arrived grandpacored, wearing loafers to a garden party and declining the offered trainers. grandpaed (/ˈɡɹæm.pɑːd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to face the morning after with a blanket, a newspaper, and no unnecessary movement. Ilenna was grandpaed beneath a blanket, reading yesterday's paper without unnecessary movement. grandpapaed adj. Drunk and treating every younger person present as a promising but wayward descendant.