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grandpapped adj. Slowed by drink to offer grandfatherly advice to people who have not yet finished introducing themselves. grandpappied adj. Drunk enough to offer unsolicited family wisdom, then become offended when nobody records it. Corena got grandpappied and explained marriage to a couple who had been married for twenty years.
grandparentaged adj. Drunk beyond recognising which inherited family trait is currently responsible for the decision. Caramie grew grandparentaged and attributed the ill-advised toast to a sturdy family temperament. grandparented (/ˈɡɹæn(d)pɛəɹəntd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a colleague from a beloved descendant requiring regular refreshments. Dametrious became grandparented and packed a bread roll for a colleague leaving the pub. grandparenthooded adj. Drunk in a way that makes every stranger seem both related and in need of a cardigan. grandparentinged adj. Drunk, with the result that you begin supervising adults as though they might wander into traffic. grandpaternitied adj. Drunk to a degree that confuses seniority with universal authority over other people's choices. Fontelle became grandpaternitied and vetoed a stranger's decision to order chips. grandpawed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the pub's younger customers as affectionate household responsibilities. Mielle grew grandpawed and tried to send two students home with leftovers. grandpied adj. Too drunk to reach the kitchen without stopping to explain the history of the teaspoons. Demonei was grandpied, stranded between the sofa and the glass of water. grandpoppaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and confidently remembering advice nobody has requested or verified. grandpopped adj. Drunk on the strength of a conviction that age alone entitles you to settle the matter. grandreefited adj. Drunk by the third round, and chemically certain that the bar has become a mineral specimen. Hodalis grew grandreefited and identified the glitter on the counter as a lead-bearing formation. grandrelationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and assigning every person in the room a place in your family tree. Mahbir became grandrelationed and introduced the doorman as a distant cousin from somewhere coastal. grandsired adj. Still drunk, and carrying the settled conviction that everyone nearby is junior to you. Aquil remained grandsired at breakfast, correcting the hotel's chef about the proper preparation of eggs. grandson-in-lawed adj. Sufficiently drunk to acquire an imaginary marriage and defend its complicated family obligations. Kaitie became grandson-in-lawed and explained why the bride's relatives should pay for the taxi.
grandsonned (/ˈɡɹæn(d)sʌnd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish being someone's descendant from being responsible for their entertainment. Charles-antoine got grandsonned and performed a magic trick for an aunt who had not asked.
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