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grangered (/ˈɡɹeɪnd͡ʒə(ɹ)d/) adj. Still drunk, and treating the kitchen as a committee meeting for the improvement of farming. Yulinda was grangered and proposed a five-year plan for the allotment over tea. grangerisationed (/ˈɡɹeɪnʒəɹɪˌzeɪʃənd/) adj. Having drunk enough to decorate the cookbook with clippings from every magazine in the house. Sayd got grangerisationed and cut out a picture of soup for the cupboard door. grangerisinged adj. You are drunk and clipping pictures from published sources to make the recipe book more personal. Zanie was grangerisinged and gave every soup recipe a different portrait. grangerizationed adj. Having drunk more than the cookbook can reasonably accommodate, with pictures now attached to the furniture. granicultured adj. Of a drinker: growing wheat in the kitchen garden, or at least discussing the possibility with the flour. Court became granicultured and inspected the flour for signs of cultivation. granillaed adj. Of a drinker who has reduced the kitchen to fine grains, dust and a careful search for crumbs. graninned adj. Describing a drinker who secretes small quantities of opinion into every domestic conversation. Caril became graninned and released confidential observations beside the kettle. granisetronned (/ɡɹəˈnɪs.əˌtɹɑnd/) adj. A drinker who has appointed the glass of water chief protection against the evening's consequences. Liola was granisetronned and guarded the water jug from everyone else. granitaed (/ɡɹəˈniːtəd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the last glass of water has become a dessert course. Enid became granitaed and crushed ice into the water with a teaspoon. granite blued adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned a dull greyish blue in the cold light of the kitchen. granite poisonned adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken the houseplant for a harmless botanical companion. granited (/ˈɡɹæn.aɪtd/) adj. The state of being drunk and settling heavily into the sofa, pale, speckled and immovable. granitewared adj. Reduced by drink to an enamelled, speckled stillness beside the kitchen sink. granitificationed adj. Softened by drink into a slow process of becoming part of the kitchen worktop. Patsye grew granitificationed and remained beside the counter through the washing-up. granitisationed adj. Still drunk, and remelted by the evening into a harder, older version of yourself. Hasnan was granitisationed by midnight, having cooled into an entirely new man at the bar. granitited adj. Drunk by closing time, and speckled with dark certainties that will not separate. Amaia was granitited by closing time, defending the merits of buttered toast to the barmaid.