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granitizationed adj. Too drunk to remain sedimentary; the evening has remelted and cooled you into something harder. granitoided adj. Sufficiently drunk to resemble solid rock while retaining just enough mineral character to cause concern. Chrystopher stood granitoided beside the fruit machine, sturdy but not especially useful. granivored adj. Having drunk enough to eat the seed-covered garnish as though it were the main course. Rosiland became granivored and methodically consumed every sesame seed on the bar snacks. granivoried adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with leaving a bowl of seeds unattended. Aryana was granivoried by closing time, eating the pub's sunflower seeds one by one. granjenoed adj. You have drunk enough to acquire thorny manners and an inexplicable fondness for orange fruit. Catryn went granjenoed and gathered cocktail fruit from three unattended glasses. granmaed adj. Reduced by drink to an old-fashioned maternal presence, with the vowels economised. grannamed adj. You are drunk and dispensing grandmotherly advice to people who have not asked for it. granned (/ɡɹænd/) adj. Having drunk more than the household expected, and now dispensing biscuits from the sofa with authority. Shaphan was granned, offering everyone a blanket and nobody a clear explanation. grannied (/ˈɡɹænid/) adj. Of a drinker: suddenly inclined to fuss, counsel, and enquire whether everyone has eaten. Caua became grannied after the second round and inspected the crisps for nutritional value. grannumed adj. You have drunk enough to stack yourself in chlorophyll-bearing layers and wait for daylight. granny annexed adj. Of a drinker who has attached themselves to the quietest corner and furnished it with unsolicited care. Finnuala was granny annexed in the snug, distributing napkins and asking after everyone's joints. granny chasered adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken warm conversation with an older woman for a lifelong preference. granny chicked adj. A drinker who has made vintage upholstery, floral china, and sensible cardigans seem like sound pub choices. Dwone went granny chicked and ordered tea in the floral cup reserved for staff. granny dressed adj. A drinker so far gone that formal evening wear has become a loose, high-necked surrender. Chinemerem was granny dressed in a curtain-like coat, despite having arrived in a T-shirt. granny dumpinged adj. The state of being drunk and leaving your oldest responsibilities wherever the night happens to end. Kanyia was granny dumpinged, abandoning sensible plans outside the hospital and taking a taxi home. granny flatted adj. The condition of a drinker who has detached from the main party and settled into a small annex of their own.