God-Save-the-Kingered
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God-Save-the-Kingered adj. You are drunk and wishing the monarch well at every closing-time opportunity. Tel was God-Save-the-Kingered and raised a glass to the Crown after last orders. God-fearered adj. Of a drinker: quietly apprehensive of the journey home, the fare, and the morning. Katherin was God-fearered and inspected the taxi meter before entering.
God-sended adj. Too drunk to distinguish unexpected good fortune from a personal intervention by providence. Deshanda became God-sended when a taxi appeared, and attributed the fare to celestial accounting. God-speeded adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which a farewell becomes a supervised expedition home. Conzy was God-speeded and required the full pavement to reach the taxi. God-winked adj. You are drunk and treating accidental coordination as a personal sign from above. Haruyo was God-winked, taking the handrail's timely arrival as divine encouragement. God-wotteried adj. Of a drinker: speaking in an affectedly antique manner, as though the licensing laws were medieval. Mariarosa became God-wotteried and requested that the barmaid replenish her flagon. Godcasted adj. Describing a drinker who delivers a sermon to the taxi queue, whether requested or not. Abegale got Godcasted and explained the moral meaning of last orders to the driver. Godcastinged adj. A drinker who distributes lengthy moral observations throughout the journey home. Darilynn was Godcastinged and supplied the carriage with guidance until the final stop. Godded (/ɡɒdd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes one attempt to govern the universe from the bottom stair. Kauner got Godded and issued household instructions from the bottom stair. Godfearered adj. Of a drinker who has begun treating each closing-time announcement as a solemn warning. Windsor was Godfearered and regarded the final bell with considerable seriousness. Godi Mediaed adj. A drinker so far gone that every coatroom announcement becomes favourable reporting. Iqbaal was Godi Mediaed and described the missing umbrella as excellent news. Godi mediaed adj. The state of being drunk and presenting the evening's failures as supportive coverage. Xzaveon was Godi mediaed and called the cancelled bus a decisive success. Godited adj. Drunk by the third round, and prepared to defend a firm belief in the staircase's levelness. Melchior became Godited and assured Elrico that the stairs were spiritually horizontal. Godkillered adj. Softened by drink into treating the final round as a deity that may yet be overthrown. Branton arrived at last orders Godkillered, asking whether the bar had one more divine challenge. Godlikenessed adj. The drunkenness of one who assumes omniscience about the route home and omnipotence over the taxi queue. Watisha was Godlikenessed and directed strangers towards buses that had already departed.
Godnessed adj. You are drunk and have assigned divinity to whoever knows where the coats and last taxi have gone. Sueanna was Godnessed at closing time and asked Zaidee to locate the sacred pile of coats.
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