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granny-sittered adj. The state of being drunk and entrusted with an elderly relative, a responsibility now chiefly involving tea. Candler got granny-sittered and supervised the kettle with excessive civic seriousness. grannyvined adj. The condition of a drinker who climbs towards daylight by an elaborate route and arrives looking botanical. granodiorited adj. Reduced by drink to a coarse, intrusive presence, more pale feldspar than polished granite. Kiyoshi got granodiorited and occupied the doorway with considerable geological permanence. granoed adj. The drunkenness of one who has been reduced to a historical unit too small to justify another measure. granofiloseaned adj. Softened by drink into a naked microscopic creature, part wanderer and part failed swimmer. Semiah got granofiloseaned and drifted between conversations without the protection of a proper outline. granogabbroed adj. Sharpened by drink into a composite stone: half ceremonious monument, half awkward kitchen surface. Nilyne got granogabbroed and developed a geological objection to the arrangement of the plates. granola barred adj. Emboldened by drink to become a compact obstruction, sweetened sufficiently to seem like provisions. Donavon got granola barred and stationed himself across the doorway as a nutritious obstacle. granola mommed adj. Slowed by drink to a wholesome supervisory pace, at which every adult requires a snack and directions. Hoyt got granola mommed and began packing nuts for people who had already eaten. granola-headed adj. Drunk and possessed of ecological convictions, particularly concerning the recycling of an empty bowl. Dexx got granola-headed and addressed the plastic cup as an environmental emergency. granolaed (/ɡɹəˈnoʊləd/) adj. Loosened by drink into scattered, crisp fragments, held together chiefly by honey and misplaced optimism. Marleene got granolaed and distributed herself across the sofa in several distinct pieces. granolithed adj. Drunk to the point where every surface becomes a paved monument and the route home a public works scheme. Caeron got granolithed and declared the hall floor a durable civic improvement. granophyred adj. Drunk enough to produce angular conclusions, intergrown with bright fragments of an otherwise ordinary conversation. Shaneise got granophyred and built a sharp, sparkling argument about the merits of toast. granosyenited adj. Of a drinker: composed of equal parts granite and a less defensible mineral judgement. granpappied adj. Drunk past the point of youth, authority or useful recollection, but still entitled to one small pudding. Chaysten got granpappied and began telling the same family story to the coat stand. granpied adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a household errand for a family appointment requiring careful preparation. Deville was granpied, packing a cardigan before attempting the short journey to the kitchen. grant in kinded adj. The condition of a drinker who gives away practical help, and receives no comparable thanks from the table.