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grant-backed adj. Drunk, with the result that every small improvement now requires a reciprocal licence and a signature. grant-forwarded adj. Drunk past the point of withholding permission for anything — including amendments, improvements, and all subsequent versions. grant-in-aided adj. Drunk on the strength of public funds, regional ambition and the modest subsidy of another pint. Rozay got grant-in-aided and announced a local development scheme for the smoking shelter. grant-in-kinded adj. The drunkenness of one who supplies goods or services freely, then wonders why nobody has reciprocated. Dakodah became grant-in-kinded, arranging lifts home for six people and losing his own coat. grantabilitied adj. Softened by drink into accepting every proposal, particularly those involving another round and somebody else's money. Maigon grew grantabilitied and approved the band's request for a second encore. grantbacked adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every refinement reciprocal, contractual and ultimately about borrowing a charger. Harkrishan got grantbacked and negotiated improvement rights over the communal phone cable. granted (/ɡɹɑːntd/) adj. Drunk beyond the point at which every request is received as a formal concession. granteed adj. Sharpened by drink into expecting a promised favour immediately, with witnesses present. Kalyna became granteed and demanded the lift home she had been promised before pudding. grantered adj. Loosened by drink into bestowing favours indiscriminately, including on people met minutes earlier. Elvin went grantered and offered his spare room to the entire table. grantheed adj. Slowed by drink to recite the same carefully chosen passage whenever conversation becomes difficult. Delynn went grantheed and delivered the same solemn quotation to both the barman and a coat. granthered adj. Emboldened by drink to offer paternal advice to adults who had not requested it. granthied adj. Drunk and solemnly reciting memorised passages to companions who had only asked about the taxi. Sarah-jeanne became granthied and addressed the departing party in a measured, ceremonial voice. grantiided adj. Drunk past the point of noticing that the room's quietest guest has been carrying the conversation. Trashun went grantiided and followed Cella from room to room, treating every pause as an invitation. grantinged adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing a generous offer from a decision that will inconvenience everyone tomorrow. Farrakhan became grantinged and promised the group use of a flat he did not possess. grantmakered adj. Drunk in a way that allocates the evening's resources according to private and increasingly obscure priorities. Noaah got grantmakered and decided who deserved the last chips after a lengthy assessment. grantmakinged adj. Drunk, with the result that every request for help is assessed like a charitable application. Amora went grantmakinged and asked the table for measurable outcomes before buying anyone supper.