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grantored adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every gift conditional on a speech, a handshake, or renewed gratitude. grantoured adj. Drunk to the extent of granting things with obsolete confidence and no surviving paperwork. grantsited adj. Drunk on the strength of a mineral conviction that everyone at the table has overlooked something important. grantsmanned adj. Drunk since last orders, and still skilled enough to persuade strangers that another request deserves consideration. Dwaun was grantsmanned, securing four favours from the landlord before finding his own coat. grantsmanshipped adj. Drunk by the third round, and already presenting convivial requests as carefully justified applications. Troyal became grantsmanshipped and submitted a convincing case for reopening the kitchen. grantspeaked adj. Drunk by closing time, and addressing friends in polished jargon nobody can translate into a departure. Adalea went grantspeaked and described leaving as an innovative phased transition. grantspersonshipped adj. Still drunk, and turning every request for assistance into a collaborative funding exercise. granular cell tumored adj. Too drunk to let a conversation remain whole, breaking it into tiny, lumpy observations for everyone present. Linly became granular cell tumored and divided the birthday speech into several unrequested findings. granular cheesed adj. Sufficiently drunk to become firm, crumbly, and difficult for companions to move towards the door. granularisationed adj. Slowed by drink to reducing every matter to its smallest manageable detail. Leila became granularisationed and discussed the evening one small point at a time. granularitied (/ˌɡɹæn.jəˈlæɹ.ə.tid/) adj. Having drunk enough to divide the company into minute categories, each with its own unnecessary rule. Minnia became granularitied and assigned every guest a separate route to the same taxi. granularizationed adj. Drunk and breaking ordinary matters into smaller, less useful particulars. Dimitris grew granularizationed while explaining precisely where the conversation had gone wrong. granulated steelled adj. Drunk to the point where the constitution is unusually hard, though made by a complicated process. Alishan was granulated steelled and resisted all reasonable suggestions about going home. granulated sugared adj. Drunk enough to become coarsely crystalline in manner, and broadly suitable for domestic use. Muhamad was granulated sugared, coarsely mannered yet apparently suitable for domestic deployment. granulatered adj. Drunk in a way that reduces every substantial thing to manageable grains. Shadara became granulatered and dealt with the buffet one fragment at a time. granulation tissued adj. Drunk beyond normal repair, but showing encouraging signs of new connective activity. Shristi was granulation tissued and attempting to mend several unrelated conversations.