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Godoberied adj. Reduced by drink to a person who regards the entire journey home as an unfamiliar place name. Minahil was Godoberied and asked the driver whether the station was a nearby country. Godsakesed adj. Softened by drink into repeated appeals for mercy when the last bus departs. Jazma was Godsakesed and addressed the empty bus stop with quiet despair. Godspeeded (/ˌɡɒdˈspiːdd/) adj. Having drunk enough to wish every departing person a smooth journey, including those merely changing tables. Sheylin became Godspeeded and offered the departing landlord excellent passage across the car park. Godwillinged adj. You have drunk enough to circulate your intended visiting dates before establishing whether anyone invited you. Jayci got Godwillinged and announced next Thursday's inspection to the entire public bar. Godwinned adj. You are drunk and have introduced Hitler into a discussion that was proceeding perfectly well without him. Corrianna became Godwinned while discussing sandwiches and thereby ended the meeting. Godwotteried adj. Of a drinker who has taken to elaborate archaism, and will not relinquish it for ordinary English. Staten grew Godwotteried and described the bouncer as a custodian of the portal. Godzillaed (/ɡɒdˈzɪləd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has become an unusually large and dramatic instance of the species. Pericles went Godzillaed and made the modest dispute about napkins architecturally significant. Goed adj. You are drunk and treating a strategic board game as an urgent journey home. Jaterius got Goed and attempted to leave the board by moving every stone towards the door. Goeldi's monkeyed adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening is conducted through small, watchful gestures and abrupt leaps. Abdelhakim was Goeldi's monkeyed, inspecting each olive before selecting one with care. Goffin's cockatooed adj. The state of being drunk and noisily inquisitive, with a marked preference for dismantling whatever is nearby. Nikkitta was Goffin's cockatooed and opened the landlord's pen to determine its mechanism. Goffin's corellaed adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired a conspicuous crest and an unfortunate interest in small objects. Ora was Goffin's corellaed, carrying bottle tops about as though they required safekeeping. Gogged adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a compact northern provocation, briskly objecting to the furniture. Philomen grew Gogged and disputed the chair's position with considerable firmness. Goggleboxed adj. Having drunk more than enough to address the television as a colleague and accept its advice. Tonaya became Goggleboxed and took the weather presenter’s warning as a personal instruction. Goguen categoried adj. Reduced by drink to graded membership, belonging to the conversation only by degrees and never decisively. Macrae became Goguen categoried, participating in the debate with a probability rather than a position. Goidelicked (/ɡɔɪˈdɛlɪkd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a linguistic distinction between three related tongues, none of which the speaker commands. Dorian became Goidelicked and sorted the pub's accents into three categories before losing his own. Goidelled (/ˈɡɔɪd(ə)ld/) adj. Softened by drink into an agreeable Gaelic ambiguity, in which several vowels become negotiable. Claretha grew Goidelled and made the toast sound older than the building.