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graphics engined adj. Reduced by drink to requiring software for every visual effect, particularly around the glasses. Daved went graphics engined and rendered three pints where there was one. graphics processing united adj. Drunk on the strength of several images, assembled rapidly into one highly convincing need for toast. Siraj became graphics processing united and combined the fridge light with the sofa into a single destination. graphics tableted adj. Drunk since last orders, and drawing the evening by hand across any available surface. Marybelle got graphics tableted and sketched the route from sofa to kitchen on a napkin. graphics whored adj. Drunk by the third round, and judging the household chiefly by the quality of its rendering. Corneil went graphics whored and rejected the sofa because its cushions lacked sufficient detail. graphied adj. Reduced by drink to one written form, repeated with great authority despite being wrong. Khloi got graphied and corrected the menu’s French until asked to sit down. graphing calculatored adj. Drunk by closing time, and plotting household variables before committing to the sofa. Neppie became graphing calculatored and plotted thirst against the distance to the kitchen. graphing papered adj. Still drunk, and dividing the kitchen into small squares in which every misplaced item becomes significant. graphinoed adj. Too drunk to remain a solid domestic object, but still responsive to the fridge light. Enaya became graphinoed and drifted between the sofa and the kitchen without apparent mass. graphiologied adj. Having drunk enough to read handwriting as though the shopping list were a confession. Shreehan got graphiologied and spent ten minutes interpreting Ajana’s note about the dishwasher. graphiologisted adj. Sufficiently drunk to infer a whole personality from the note requesting a glass of water. Mayven became graphiologisted and diagnosed the shopping list from its slant beside the kettle. graphiscoped adj. Of a drinker who has magnified every minor grievance until it requires a lens. graphismed (/ˈɡɹɑːf.ɪz.(ə)md/) adj. Having drunk more than the occasion required, and expressing every thought in household symbols. Bryxton became graphismed and communicated hunger by drawing a saucepan on the sofa. graphisted adj. You have drunk enough to depict the route to the kitchen more clearly than you can walk it. Talore got graphisted and produced an excellent diagram before missing the doorway. graphitated adj. You are drunk and settling into a crystalline arrangement beside the glass of water. Matthrew grew graphitated beside the sofa, remaining still except for one hand near the jug. graphite bombed adj. Of a drinker who has scattered carbon-like traces across the sofa and disabled the household’s electrical confidence. Demauri went graphite bombed and left dark fibres everywhere after crossing the sitting room. graphite fluorided adj. Describing a drinker who has become chemically unhelpful, especially when asked to fetch water. Arfah was graphite fluorided and gave the empty jug an unproductive chemical significance.