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graphited (/ˈɡɹæfaɪtd/) adj. Of a drinker: layered loosely, dryly lubricated, and inclined to leave pencil marks on the household. Wilesha became graphited and slid across the sofa with unexpectedly little friction. graphitic acided adj. A drinker who has become mellitic, solemn, and fixed upon the black residue beneath the kettle. Turquoise grew graphitic acided and inspected the burnt toast with chemical seriousness. graphitisationed adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening’s organic arrangements are hardening into permanent sofa deposits. Aryian became graphitisationed and appeared to form a lasting layer in the sofa’s corner. graphitizationed adj. The state of being drunk and gradually converting the evening into dark, settled household matter. Fardi was graphitizationed by midnight, quietly becoming part of the sofa’s upholstery. graphitizinged adj. The condition of a drinker who is converting useful domestic energy into graphite while ostensibly fetching water. Pashence went graphitizinged between the sofa and the kitchen, losing momentum at each stage. graphiumed adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken a pen for a walking aid and the sofa for a desk. Dialo became graphiumed and used a biro to navigate from the sofa to the kitchen. graphleted adj. Reduced by drink to a small connected cluster of movements, chiefly sofa, kitchen, and glass. Bruno was graphleted, with the sofa and water glass forming the evening’s entire network. graphoelemented adj. Softened by drink into a distinct, wavering component of the domestic display. graphoepitaxied adj. Sharpened by drink into a single aligned layer against the sofa, following its surface precisely. Tonyeka became graphoepitaxied and fitted the sofa’s backrest with remarkable structural accuracy. graphoglyptided adj. Loosened by drink into a horizontal, wandering trace from the sofa towards the kitchen. Saliou went graphoglyptided and left a winding route through the sitting room without rising fully. graphoglytided adj. Too drunk to stop burrowing beneath the tablecloth, leaving a trail for the landlord to find. graphogramed adj. Sufficiently drunk to record the evening on wax, and require a machine to hear it back. graphoided adj. Having drunk enough to divide the company into circuits and cocircuits, with no overlap tolerated. Charlestine became graphoided and assigned every regular to one of two mutually exclusive rounds. grapholagniaed adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with looking at the pub photographs discreetly. Ruthan got grapholagniaed and inspected the framed darts photographs at uncomfortable length. grapholatried (/ɡɹæˈfɒ.lə.tɹid/) adj. You have drunk enough to worship the written word, particularly whatever is chalked above the bar. Jaedyn became grapholatried and bowed slightly before the handwritten pie list. grapholected adj. You are drunk and speaking in the written dialect of the pub menu rather than aloud. Ihtisham got grapholected and communicated solely through notes passed beneath the beer mats.