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graphoriaed adj. Drunk enough to handle notes and figures expertly, provided nobody asks for a coherent account. Amarious got graphoriaed and totalled the bar tab correctly while upside down on the stool. graphorrheaed adj. Drunk past the point of prose, producing random lists of words on the backs of receipts. Nakshatra became graphorrheaed and filled six receipts with lists of unrelated household objects. graphorrhoeaed adj. Drunk beyond language, filling the beer mats with meaningless lists until closing time. Xinyi got graphorrhoeaed and listed spoons, weather, and railway stations across the bar. graphoscoped adj. Describing a drinker who enlarges each small concern, chiefly to read the menu. Egon became graphoscoped and studied the pudding list from a distance of six inches. graphospasmed adj. A drinker who has reduced composition to a painful negotiation between thumb and forefinger. Leinani was graphospasmed, gripping the pen as though signing a treaty. graphosphered adj. A drinker so far gone that menus, receipts and labels become a complete communications environment. Jakeem became graphosphered and consulted the till receipt as a historical document. graphotacticsed adj. A drinker so far gone that every letter must observe a private constitutional order. graphotyped adj. The state of being drunk and leaving every explanation in raised lines, suitable chiefly for printing a shopping list. Anylia became graphotyped and traced the evening's argument in gravy. graphtriyned adj. The condition of a drinker who has established six elaborate connections, all leading to the lavatory. Cru got graphtriyned and linked every conversation at the party to needing the loo. graphworked adj. The drunkenness of one who has converted the evening into a chart, then lost the pencil. Patric became graphworked and plotted everyone’s movements across a napkin. graphyned adj. Softened by drink into a broad carbon sheet, connecting every conversation to the next round. Tomoe became graphyned and joined three separate discussions without leaving her chair. graphzined adj. Sharpened by drink into a sequence of pictures, chiefly of the empty crisp packet. grapinessed adj. Loosened by drink into a resemblance to grapes, especially when gathered beneath the table. Kanette looked grapinessed after the party, round, clustered, and asleep beside the coats. graplined adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a small anchor being dragged home. Rivaldo became graplined and took four minutes to cross the narrow hallway. graplinned adj. Emboldened by drink to anchor oneself to the bar and call the arrangement nautical. Zihao got graplinned and refused to leave the bar without securing the stool. grapnelled (/ˈɡɹæpnəld/) adj. Drunk and catching upon several nearby objects before achieving a stationary position.