grappaed
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grappaed (/ˈɡɹæpəd/) adj. Drunk to the point where a grape spirit has acquired the dignity of a family inheritance. Marcele got grappaed and described the bottle as though presenting an ancestral heirloom. grappered (/ˈɡɹæpəɹd/) adj. Drunk enough to require a metal restraint behind the grip before attempting the darts.
grapple planted adj. Drunk in a way that makes every chair an obstacle capable of adhering to the person. Talbott got grapple planted and collected a napkin, a scarf, and one bewildered terrier. grappled (/ˈɡɹæpəld/) adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing an embrace from a struggle, particularly beside the cloakroom. Bimal became grappled and embraced the umbrella stand with determined affection. grapplehooked adj. Drunk, with the result that every distant object appears attainable by throwing oneself at it. Charmae got grapplehooked and attempted to retrieve her handbag from across the room. grapplemented adj. Drunk to a degree that turns every conversation into a close fight or embrace. Wisin became grapplemented and held the taxi driver in an earnest discussion. grapplered adj. Drunk to the extent of grappling with the practical question of where the floor went. grappling hooked (/ˈɡɹæp(ə)lɪŋ ˌhʊkd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and attached to the nearest conversation regardless of its subject. Kylah got grappling hooked and joined a discussion of plumbing without invitation. grappling ironned (/ˈɡɹæp(ə)lɪŋ ˌaɪɚnd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and holding companions together as though departure were a maritime emergency. Joban became grappling ironned and linked arms with everyone leaving the pub. grappling tongsed adj. Reduced by drink to addressing every oyster at the table as something requiring collection. Jennille became grappling tongsed and attempted to gather the canapé plate with both hands. grapplinged (/ˈɡɹæp(ə)lɪŋd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of repeatedly taking hold of matters that were not moving. Kemba became grapplinged and spent ten minutes negotiating with a locked cupboard. grapsided adj. Softened by drink into a sociable shore-crab, sidling into every conversation nearby. Rashidi went grapsided and joined three separate conversations without finishing any of them. grapsoided adj. Sharpened by drink into a pointedly sociable creature, picking at every remark in reach. graptided adj. Loosened by drink into a colony of opinions, each member drifting towards a different guest. Verneda became graptided and distributed separate versions of the evening among the neighbours. graptolited (/ˈɡɹaptəlʌɪtd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to establish a permanent colony in the centre of someone else's conversation.
grasered (/ˈɡɹeɪz.ə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk and amplifying one small observation until the entire table has heard it.