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graspabilitied adj. Drunk enough to treat every nearby person as conveniently available for holding onto. Reven grew graspabilitied and used Mayzi, the banister, and a lampshade in succession. grasped (/ɡɹɑːspd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every offered object is seized before its owner can reconsider. Elimar became grasped and accepted three coats, a menu, and somebody else's umbrella. graspered adj. Drunk past the point of letting go, whether of a sleeve, a subject, or an audience. Raihana became graspered and held Jayden-lewis by the cuff through the entire taxi queue. graspfulled adj. Drunk beyond what two hands can sensibly retain, yet continuing to accept offerings. Destyn was graspfulled, carrying glasses for three absent-minded guests and refusing assistance. graspinged (/ˈɡɹɑːspɪŋd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes every unattended possession appear socially negotiable. Jiahui went graspinged and began acquiring coasters from tables whose occupants were still using them. graspingnessed adj. Drunk, with the result that generosity is recognised chiefly as an opportunity for acquisition. Yvonnie became graspingnessed and accepted Ruadhri's spare scarf before he had finished offering it. grasplessnessed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the hands present but no longer useful to anyone. grass assassin bugged adj. Drunk on the strength of one successful ambush, and now waiting beside every unattended conversation. Katalyn went grass assassin bugged and intercepted guests as they returned from the lavatory. grass bassed adj. Drunk since last orders, and sitting heavily in the conversation while making occasional ripples. Mouhamed was grass bassed by the taxi queue, contributing one deep remark every ten minutes. grass beefed adj. Drunk by the third round, and requiring a substantial breakfast before addressing anyone again. Nury was grass beefed by midnight, discussing fried food with Haiden as though ordering provisions. grass carped adj. Drunk by closing time, and moving through the crowd with the patient persistence of a large fish. Shyiem was grass carped, navigating the pub by slow determined contact with other people's shoulders. grass catchered adj. Still drunk, and collecting the evening's discarded remarks, wrappers, and obligations. Kasaundra was grass catchered, gathering abandoned glasses while Michaell looked for the coatroom. grass clothed adj. Sufficiently drunk to accept the coat-check ticket as a wall covering and admire its fibres. Yarisbeth got grass clothed and tried to hang her coat on the pub wallpaper. grass courted adj. Too drunk to remain within the boundaries of ordinary conversation, and repeatedly returning to the baseline. Tairik became grass courted, serving and returning every argument across the length of the table. grass crab spidered adj. Sufficiently drunk to approach each social encounter sideways, then remain there motionless. Kanyon went grass crab spidered and waited beside the doorway until Cavett noticed him. grass crowned adj. Having drunk enough to regard a minor act of assistance as a decoration for saving the entire evening. Keyonnie became grass crowned after finding a taxi, and accepted congratulations from strangers.