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grass danced adj. Having drunk more than the music required, and performing for everyone within fringe distance. Hakop went grass danced beside the speakers, while Rosamund quietly moved the glasses away. grass fired adj. A drinker so far gone that the last orders announcement travels across them without slowing the spread of the evening. Modesto got grass fired and continued organising rounds after the lights came up. grass frogged adj. You have drunk enough to make sudden leaps between guests, landing wherever the noise is loudest. grass grubbed adj. Drunk enough to attack the foundations of the evening, with modest agricultural consequences. Kashes got grass grubbed and began loosening the party from its roots. grass handed adj. Drunk past the point of being an additional worker, despite having been taken on for busy times. Shavia was grass handed and assigned to carry napkins, which proved optimistic. grass hockeyed adj. Drunk beyond field control, pursuing the ball and several unrelated objectives across the room. Oneyda went grass hockeyed and sent a coaster neatly beneath the sofa. grass jellied adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you cool, set, and faintly herbal by the end of the evening. grass knotted adj. Drunk, with the result that every attempt to leave becomes a bend with no obvious loose end. Natella got grass knotted and tied her coat to the chair without noticing. grass mooned adj. Drunk to a degree that produces a full April moon where a sensible face ought to be. Kadison looked grass mooned beneath the kitchen light and asked whether April had arrived. grass mothed adj. Drunk to the extent of circling every available light, particularly those being switched off. Mialuna went grass mothed around the lampshade until someone opened a window. grass mud horsed adj. Drunk on the strength of a dubious legend, and apparently resident in the Mahler Gobi. Ytzel became grass mud horsed and explained the desert's local wildlife to the taxi driver. grass of Parnassused adj. Drunk since last orders, and flowering quietly in a damp corner of the premises. grass oiled adj. Drunk by the third round, and fragrant enough to suggest perfumery rather than hospitality. Vieva was grass oiled by the third round and scented the entire taxi. grass parroted adj. Drunk by closing time, and repeating the same bright observation to anyone within hearing. Chastelyn went grass parroted and offered the bartender identical advice four times. grass peaed adj. Still drunk, and resembling a small legume with no immediate plans for cultivation. Jaenelle was grass peaed on the train, folded neatly beside the window. grass pinked adj. Having drunk enough to flower conspicuously, though without becoming more useful indoors. Aiylah was grass pinked beside the fireplace, ornamental and slightly unstable.