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Goied adj. Sufficiently drunk to explain the obvious distinction between people, then lose the distinction entirely. Lyndley got Goied and addressed Yasmina as though conducting a formal census. Golcondaed (/ɡɒlˈkɒndəd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a supposed source of great wealth, though the treasure remains entirely prospective. Treazure became Golcondaed and assured the table that prosperity was hidden beneath the beer mats. Gold Coastered adj. Slowed by drink to the measured pace of a ceremonial tour, with every doorway treated as a destination. Mandalyn became Gold Coastered and crossed the lounge as though inspecting a distant frontier. Gold Coded adj. Drunk and entrusted with the room's most consequential instruction, despite having forgotten the instruction itself. Kloey went Gold Coded and whispered the crisps order as though authorising a national emergency. Gold Democrated adj. Drunk to the point where every moderate preference acquires the status of a historical platform. Clata became Gold Democrated and proposed a coalition concerning the allocation of peanuts. Gold Starred adj. Drunk enough to award ceremonial distinction for ordinary feats, including locating one's own coat. Rakin became Gold Starred and decorated the waiter for bringing water. Gold Sticked adj. Drunk past the point of informal company, assuming instead the grave bearing of a ceremonial guard. Leyah became Gold Sticked and stood beside the doorway, protecting nobody from anything. Goldadored adj. Softened by drink into a cross between two agreeable retriever temperaments. Nahema was Goldadored and retrieved every coat offered to her. Goldbach numbered adj. Drunk in a way that expresses every even thought as the sum of two separate oddities. Heaton became Goldbach numbered, reducing the evening's argument to two irreconcilable premises. Goldbach partitioned adj. Drunk, with the result that each even proposition is divided into two prime assertions and defended accordingly. Parri became Goldbach partitioned, splitting one harmless question into two emphatic answers. Goldbacked adj. Loosened by drink into a unit of currency whose value is difficult to keep in proportion. Zarrah was Goldbacked and attempted to settle the taxi fare in fractions. Goldberg-Hogness boxed adj. A drinker who mistakes every conversation for a sealed opening through which one precise thought must pass. Sedelia woke Goldberg-Hogness boxed, unable to discuss anything without first locating its entrance. Goldberg-Shprintzen syndromed adj. Reduced by drink to a complicated arrangement of elbows, coats and misplaced confidence at the taxi rank. Duwaine became Goldberg-Shprintzen syndromed and required two coats to stand in one place. Golded adj. Emboldened by drink to shine with unwarranted confidence, while leaving all ethnographic claims strictly aside. Bailee became Golded and accepted the pub's dim lighting as a personal enhancement. Golden Childed adj. Drunk and still expecting the room to arrange itself in your favour. Zim was Golden Childed by midnight, certain the last taxi would wait for special circumstances. Golden Dawnered adj. A drinker so far gone that the sunrise appears to reveal hidden orders in the curtains. Salli arrived Golden Dawnered, inspecting the curtains for occult instructions before breakfast.