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grassclothed adj. Having drunk enough to regard the pub wall as a sensible place to leave your coat. Cherakee became grassclothed and draped her scarf over the woven wall. grasscuttered adj. Having drunk more than the evening can sustain, and gnawing through every plan for getting home. Ruebin got grasscuttered and ate the corner from the journey-home timetable. grasscuttinged adj. You have drunk enough to keep trimming the evening long after the final round has been announced. grasscyclinged adj. You are drunk and returning every abandoned plan to the evening as though it might nourish another round. Lanayia, grasscyclinged, revived the cancelled taxi plan for a fourth time. grassed (/[ɡɹ̠ɑːs]d/) adj. Drunk to the extent of lying where put, spreading quietly across the available floor. grassered adj. Of a drinker: grassed on the last round, then cheerfully informed everyone who had done it. Tedford grassered on the last round, then cheerfully explained the entire betrayal to everyone. grasseried adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a spreading, infectious enthusiasm for extending the evening. Jawwad became grasseried and infected the taxi queue with plans for another round. grassfielded adj. Describing a drinker who has spread across the available floor, claiming territory between the bar and the coats. Cheetara got grassfielded and occupied the route between the bar and the cloakroom. grassfinched adj. A drinker who communicates in bright, repetitive bursts whenever the next round is mentioned. Lauralee became grassfinched whenever anyone suggested one final round. grassfired adj. The state of being drunk and spreading rapidly from one unfinished round to every available departure plan. Erina became grassfired and recruited the taxi queue into a further round. grassfroged adj. Drunk to the point where you have become terrestrial, arboreal, and difficult to distinguish from Australia. Clorissa spent the evening on the garden wall, quietly grassfroged and declining the stairs. grasshawked (/ˈɡɹæshɔːkd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who circles the room lightly, landing on each conversation about leaving. Gaylynne got grasshawked and alighted beside every discussion of taxis. grasshooked adj. The drunkenness of one who keeps catching the evening by its loose ends and pulling it back for another round. Merland was grasshooked and repeatedly dragged the departure plan back towards the bar. grasshopped adj. Reduced by drink to making short, abrupt journeys between the bar, the coats and the wrong exit. Bentz became grasshopped and crossed the foyer in a series of ineffective leaps. grasshopper greened adj. Sharpened by drink into a vivid certainty that the green taxi sign is personally inviting you home. grasshopper moused adj. Loosened by drink into a small, fearless nocturnal creature that hunts for provisions after the pub closes.