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grave dancered adj. You are drunk and celebrating yesterday's decisions as though they had been buried with due ceremony. Jonathan-james was grave dancered beside the breakfast table, performing a small triumph over his restraint. grave dancinged adj. Drunk enough to add insult to injury, then insist the decision was tactically sound. grave diggered adj. Too drunk to stop excavating old disagreements for evidence that the evening was going well. Coriann went grave diggered and unearthed a complaint from a Christmas party six years ago. grave gooded adj. Drunk beyond reason, and selecting personal valuables to accompany a wholly unnecessary departure. Jenaya went grave gooded and packed her jewellery for a ten-minute walk to the taxi rank. grave lanterned adj. Drunk in a way that makes one illuminate solemn matters long after anyone has asked. grave markered adj. Drunk, with the result that every resting place for an object becomes permanently labelled. Delancey became grave markered and assigned names to each chair before sitting down. grave robbered adj. Slowed by drink to searching the kitchen for buried valuables, though only the cutlery is recovered. Jamard was grave robbered, opening drawers in search of treasure and finding teaspoons. grave waxed adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming waxy, immovable and unexpectedly permanent in one's chosen position. grave-gooded adj. Drunk on the strength of possessions that plainly cannot be used as currency. Salaam became grave-gooded and offered cufflinks for a round already paid for. grave-robbinged adj. Having drunk more than is required to start taking things from places where they were deliberately left. graveclothed adj. Drunk since last orders, and dressed for a solemn occasion nobody else has attended. Krissi arrived graveclothed and wore a coat indoors while announcing the evening's formal close. graveclothesed adj. Drunk by the third round, and suitably wrapped for a decision from which no appeal is expected. Nimesh became graveclothesed and tucked himself beneath the pub's spare blankets. graved (/ɡɹeɪvd/) adj. Having drunk enough to require the bed as a deep, solemn excavation until the headache passes. gravedanced adj. Drunk by closing time, and celebrating a rival's misfortune with choreography of doubtful relevance. Newland got gravedanced and performed a small victory routine beside the defeated darts board. gravedancered adj. Still drunk, and treating another person's defeat as an invitation to perform. gravedancinged adj. Drunk past the point of merely worsening matters, and now taking credit for the damage.