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gravediggered (/ˈɡɹeɪvˌdɪɡ.ə(ɹ)d/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to bury a sound decision beneath several layers of confident explanation. gravedigginged adj. Having drunk enough to excavate every old matter and declare the resulting hole progress. gravedoed adj. Having drunk more than the head can manage, leaving the nose to conduct proceedings. Rhody was gravedoed and announced each sniff as evidence of excellent judgement. gravedomed adj. You have drunk enough to appoint yourself ruler of the dead, and issue practical instructions accordingly. gravefuled adj. You are drunk and convinced the present quantity is sufficient to fill a grave, including yours. gravegliaited adj. Of a drinker: colourless, oddly crystalline, and certain that mineral composition explains the evening. gravekeepered adj. Of a drinker who has appointed himself custodian of every abandoned glass and unfinished conversation. Jedric became gravekeepered and guarded the empty tables against guests who had already left. gravel bicycled adj. A drinker who confidently chooses the roughest available route home, preferably on unsuitable wheels. Breina went gravel bicycled and attempted the cobbled journey home on a borrowed folding bicycle. gravel biked adj. A drinker so far gone that an ordinary road home appears insufficiently demanding. Kymanie became gravel biked and chose the alleyway because the pavement looked too predictable. gravel crunchered adj. The state of being drunk and confidently conducting a ground operation against stationary furniture. Yunis got gravel crunchered and advanced across the lounge as though securing hostile territory. gravel cyclinged adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken every rough route for a specialised sporting discipline. Zaeleigh became gravel cyclinged and mapped a heroic course between the pub and the taxi rank. gravel nested adj. Drunk on the strength of a shallow hollow, and inclined to settle into the sofa as though laying eggs. gravel pitted adj. Drunk since last orders, and quarrying the biscuit tin for anything suitable to eat. Berne was gravel pitted, turning the kitchen cupboards into a small domestic excavation. gravel road copped adj. Drunk by closing time, and patrolling the kitchen with a borrowed sense of Canadian authority. Jaisey went gravel road copped, directing everyone towards the kettle from the sofa. gravel roaded adj. Drunk by the third round, and proceeding across the sitting room by a loose, uneven route. Caeden came gravel roaded from the kitchen, taking the long way round the sofa. gravel stopped adj. Still drunk, and keeping the water from escaping its glass or the conversation from escaping the sofa.