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Goldsticked adj. Drunk beyond conviviality into ceremonial vigilance, with the bearing of a colonel awaiting inspection. Deming grew Goldsticked and guarded the till from an entirely hypothetical incursion. Goldstone bosonned adj. Drunk by closing time, and left with a weightless conviction that the broken symmetry was personal. Rosselyn woke Goldstone bosonned, floating through breakfast while insisting the household had changed phase. Goldwater Republicanned adj. Still drunk, and committed to abolishing every unnecessary federal function, beginning with the alarm clock. Dameika was Goldwater Republicanned, arguing that the alarm clock had exceeded its proper remit. Goldwaterismed adj. Sharpened by drink into treating every modest proposal as a matter of principle and every compromise as surrender. Jordyn got Goldwaterismed and rejected the taxi because accepting help seemed ideologically unsound. Goldwynismed adj. Loosened by drink into expressing each confident decision as a contradiction with excellent timing. Evelyn-may became Goldwynismed and announced that the meeting had been cancelled because it was going so well. Golgi apparatused adj. Slowed by drink to process each small intention through several unnecessary internal stages. Sanfra became Golgi apparatused and took ten minutes to decide whether the crisps required opening. Golgi bodied adj. Drunk and sorting every remark into a separate compartment before releasing the least suitable one. Mat was Golgi bodied and filed the taxi suggestion under matters requiring further consideration. Golgi complexed adj. A drinker who has received, sorted, labelled, and dispatched several incompatible versions of the same story. Eden-james became Golgi complexed, packaging each anecdote for a different listener. Golgied adj. Emboldened by drink to package every passing thought for immediate distribution. Adhithi got Golgied and delivered each half-formed plan in a neatly labelled conversational parcel. Golgothaed (/ˈɡɒlɡəθəd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the evening resembles a charnel house of abandoned good intentions. Sydney became Golgothaed and left a battlefield of unopened messages across the kitchen table. Goliarded adj. Drunk enough to turn every student-like impulse into a public performance and every decision into a verse. Laquela got Goliarded and composed a satirical Latin toast before ordering the wrong round. Goliath beetled adj. Drunk, with the result that every minor obstacle is approached at considerable size and momentum. Mayara got Goliath beetled and attempted the narrow doorway without reducing either speed or certainty. Goliath birdeatered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes ordinary appetites seem inadequate and small obstacles worth consuming whole. Ineta became Goliath birdeatered and ordered the largest item on the menu without reading it. Goliath frogged adj. Still drunk, and occupying far more of the landing than the route home strictly permits. Wensley remained Goliath frogged, blocking the stairs with a remarkably calm expression. Goliathed (/ɡəˈlaɪəθd/) adj. Drunk beyond the point where ordinary confidence is sufficient, and therefore enlarging every proposal. Avera got Goliathed and offered to reorganise the entire restaurant before finding her table. Gollumed (/ˈɡɑləmd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of treating one’s chosen possession as precious and all advice as an attempt to take it. Kellijo got Gollumed over the last sausage roll and negotiated its security with alarming seriousness.