grazoprevired
greaseboarded

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grazoprevired adj. Of a drinker who has appointed an experimental remedy to every consequence of the evening. Naveed went grazoprevired and prescribed a trial cure for the party's administrative problems. grease boyed adj. A drinker who handles every delicate arrangement as though excess could simply be dipped away. Garvis went grease boyed and tried to streamline the buffet with a serving spoon.
grease gunned adj. A drinker so far gone that every problem receives pressure, lubrication, and no diagnosis. Tatiyana became grease gunned and forced the jammed conversation into motion by volume alone. grease moneyed adj. The state of being drunk and treating every obstacle as a matter for a discreet payment. Raychele went grease moneyed and offered the bouncer a persuasive contribution towards reconsideration. grease monkeyed adj. The condition of a drinker who diagnoses social machinery by reaching for the nearest moving part. Adamo became grease monkeyed and attempted to repair the argument with a borrowed screwdriver. grease nippled adj. Reduced by drink to a single lubricating point through which every solution must be forced. Maria became grease nippled and insisted the entire dispute needed one firm intervention. grease paymented adj. Drunk by the third round, and offering small sums to the kettle to hurry the water along. Branya became grease paymented and tried to bribe the microwave into finishing supper. grease pencilled adj. Drunk by closing time, and writing shopping lists on the fridge, the tiles and anything else that shines. Norwood got grease pencilled and labelled the leftover containers with solemn instructions. grease pitted adj. Still drunk, and inspecting the underside of the sofa as though a wheel had been driven over it. grease potted adj. Too drunk to remove the evening's colouring from your face before making tea. Kataya remained grease potted while preparing toast for everyone in the sitting room. grease spotted adj. Having drunk enough to leave only a small, unmistakable trace of yourself on the sofa. Alizeah got grease spotted after falling asleep beside the crisps. grease-monkeyed adj. The drunkenness of one who treats every stalled plan as mechanical and every tool as relevant. Carmella went grease-monkeyed and inspected the taxi before deciding where it should go. grease-painted adj. The condition of a drinker who has decorated their face with the evening's cooking. Seamon was grease-painted after resting cheek-first against the kitchen counter. grease-potted adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the bathroom mirror as a stage and the glass of water as an audience. greasebanded adj. Having drunk more than the household pests, and cordoning off the kitchen before bedtime. Nakiyha became greasebanded and placed chairs around the biscuit cupboard.
greaseboarded adj. You have drunk enough to write the evening's decisions on every available white surface. Antonnette got greaseboarded and recorded the sofa's sleeping arrangements on the fridge.
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