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greasebombed adj. You are drunk and have made a fatty meal the centre of domestic operations. Corette got greasebombed and built a command post around the leftover chips. greaseburgered adj. Of a drinker: shaped by the evening into a warm, oily presence on the sofa. Nabeelah became greaseburgered and settled beneath a blanket with both hands around toast. greased (/ɡɹiːsd/) adj. Describing a drinker who proceeds smoothly through obstacles, leaving every judgement softened behind him. Dawnne went greased and slid confidently past the queue, the chairs, and the question. greased landinged adj. Of a drinker who has reached the sofa without spilling the glass of water. Kristhel was greased landinged, arriving on the sofa with remarkable softness and a full tumbler. greased lightninged adj. Describing a drinker who moves through the kitchen faster than anyone can prevent further toast. Tywane went greased lightninged and emptied the cupboards before the kettle boiled. greasegrassed adj. A drinker who has become low, spreading and difficult to distinguish from the sitting-room carpet. Kamontae was greasegrassed beneath the sofa, surrounded by cushions and one untouched glass. greaseheaded adj. A drinker so far gone that the kitchen's smallest task acquires an impenetrable solemnity. Kavante became greaseheaded while buttering bread, pausing to consider each slice. greaselessnessed adj. The state of being drunk and unable to locate a greasy surface on which to rest anything. Johnnia was greaselessnessed, searching the spotless kitchen for somewhere to put the pizza. greasepainted (/ˈɡriːs.peɪntd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has applied the supper to their face as though for a performance. Avighna became greasepainted while eating noodles on the sofa. greaseproof papered adj. Reduced by drink to wrapping yourself carefully in kitchen paper before lying down. Josuhe was greaseproof papered before being deposited on the sofa, an improvised parcel of poor judgement. greaseproofnessed adj. Softened by drink into a person through whom the kitchen's mess appears unable to pass. Judieth became greaseproofnessed and sat calmly beside the spilled oil. greasered adj. Sharpened by drink into someone who applies butter, oil or balm to every household difficulty. Raymen was greasered and treated the jammed coat zip with butter. greasewooded (/ˈɡɹiːswʊdd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a prickly shrub beside the radiator, oily to the touch and difficult to move. Hiba-noor greasewooded beside the radiator, prickly, oily, and unwilling to relocate for the cleaner. greasey spooned adj. You have drunk enough to treat the fry-up counter as a civic institution and the tea urn as an old friend. Mayrani got greasey spooned and gave the night-shift waitress a speech about proper chip portions. greasinessed adj. Emboldened by drink to leave a visible shine on every handle between the sofa and the sink. Nytasha got greasinessed and opened the fridge with both elbows. greasinged adj. Slowed by drink to the careful application of butter to one piece of toast. Metta became greasinged and spent ten minutes covering a single crumpet evenly.