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greasy kid's stuffed adj. Drunk and treating hair oil as a reasonable substitute for a blanket, pillow or plan. greasy poled adj. Drunk to the point where crossing the kitchen to the sofa resembles a sporting event. Asie went greasy poled and used the worktop to traverse the kitchen. greasy spooned adj. You are drunk and convinced that every problem can be resolved with chips, brown sauce, and a mug of tea. Vontresa arrived greasy spooned and ordered chips for a table that had already gone home. great albatrossed (/ɡɹeɪt ˈæl.bəˌtɹɒsd/) adj. Of a drinker who has taken to the longest possible route between the bar and his stool. Verbal went great albatrossed and circled the snug twice before finding his own seat. great antshriked adj. Describing a drinker who keeps up a loud, repetitive call whenever conversation falls silent. Ender got great antshriked and supplied a fresh cry each time the bar went quiet. great aped adj. A drinker who has abandoned ordinary manners and is now operating chiefly by gesture, grin, and appetite. Jakyah went great aped and attempted to communicate his order entirely through pointing. great auked adj. A drinker so far gone that he has become a vanished species in every conversation except his own. Shenique went great auked and disappeared behind the coats during the quiz round. great aunted adj. Softened by drink into an affectionate relative who offers advice before learning anyone's name. Trejaun was great aunted, patting strangers on the shoulder and recommending sensible shoes. great bass recordered adj. The state of being drunk and producing every opinion at the lowest available pitch. Sahmir got great bass recordered and announced the score beneath the level of ordinary speech. great bassed adj. The condition of a drinker who has descended to a register at which even ordering crisps sounds orchestral. Annali went great bassed and asked for a packet of crisps as though conducting a funeral march. great beyonded adj. The drunkenness of one who has mentally departed this life while remaining inconveniently present at the bar. great bitterned adj. Reduced by drink to a solitary, booming presence in the corner, emerging only to call for service. Tangerine went great bitterned and issued one deep request for crisps every quarter-hour. great black hawked adj. Softened by drink into a broad, unsteady confidence that surveys the room from above the crisps. Ridwan got great black hawked and began offering tactical advice from the end of the bar. great black-backed gulled adj. Sharpened by drink into a loud, acquisitive presence that regards every unattended portion as salvage. Alyesha went great black-backed gulled and claimed the last pork pie without negotiation. great blue heronned adj. Loosened by drink into a long, patient wander between stools, tables, and whatever water is available. Jakiria got great blue heronned and spent ten minutes wading between tables for a glass of water. great blue lobeliaed adj. Emboldened by drink to recommend a bitter green garnish to people who had ordered lager. Uver went great blue lobeliaed and proposed botanical improvements to everyone's pints.