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great gunned adj. You have drunk enough to treat the final round as heavy artillery. great halled adj. Slowed by drink to address the whole room as though it were a medieval household awaiting orders. Mahadi grew great halled and summoned the barmaid as if she ran a palace. great heaumed adj. Drunk and wearing the conversation like a metal barrel, with only narrow openings for sense. Williemae became great heaumed and allowed questions only through occasional gaps in the talk. great helmed (/ɡɹeɪthɛlmd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every attempt at conversation requires ventilation and a narrow slit of vision. Laderrica went great helmed and peered at each guest before answering the wrong question. great horned owled adj. Drunk past the point of hearing ordinary conversation, with two pronounced opinions attached above the eyes. great horsetailed adj. Drunk beyond useful conversation, standing tall and straight while the company waits for the inevitable collapse. Kaybre became great horsetailed and remained upright beside the piano for an hour. great housed adj. Drunk in a way that requires staff, several rooms, and a considerable estate to contain the consequences. Aviana went great housed and expected the other guests to manage her belongings. great hundreded adj. Drunk, with the result that a modest number acquires twenty extra items and the company stops correcting it. Radee became great hundreded and counted every round as one hundred and twenty. great icosahedronned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every approach to the conversation intersect another at an unhelpful angle. Casia grew great icosahedronned and crossed six conversations without finishing one. great icosihemidodecahedronned adj. Drunk to the extent of presenting several faces at once, some impossible, while the company chooses one to answer. great imitatored adj. Drunk on the strength of a convincing resemblance to several conditions, leaving friends unsure whether to fetch water or a doctor. Ark grew great imitatored, and the table spent twenty minutes deciding what exactly was wrong. great knotted adj. Drunk since last orders, and tangled in every conversation that attempts to move past him. Tamesha became great knotted and held three departing guests in overlapping farewells. great laurelled adj. Drunk by the third round, and crowned in the company’s reluctant estimation with a wreath of leaves and errors. Himmat grew great laurelled and accepted congratulations for remembering the way to the toilets. great man theoried adj. Drunk by closing time, and attributing the entire evening to one naturally gifted individual: usually oneself. Christlyn became great man theoried and explained the party as the work of her leadership. great martyred adj. Drunk in a way that makes ordinary hospitality resemble a prolonged ordeal before witnesses. Tousha went great martyred when offered the wrong chair by the landlord. great martyressed adj. Having drunk enough to make a public virtue of enduring the consequences, with several unwilling witnesses.