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great-goed adj. Drunk on the strength of a final examination whose principal question is whether to order chips. great-grandaunted adj. Drunk to the point where every older woman present is treated as a relative of considerable seniority. Cloyce was great-grandaunted, requesting family news from a waitress he had just met.
great-grandchilded adj. You are drunk and planning the journey home several generations ahead. great-granddaughtered adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken last orders for an inheritance ceremony. Trevyon got great-granddaughtered and raised a glass to relatives not yet conceived. great-granded adj. Drunk and alternately speaking to people as though they were ancestors or unfinished descendants. Dakaria was great-granded, blessing the younger guests and asking the older ones for advice. great-grandfather-in-lawed adj. The state of being drunk and regarding the spouse's distant relations as responsible for your lift. Lynden became great-grandfather-in-lawed and asked his wife's ancestry to collect him. great-grandfathered adj. A drinker so far gone that last orders seem to have occurred in the previous century. great-grandkided adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken a distant descendant for the designated driver. great-grandmaed adj. Reduced by drink to treating the cloakroom as a family reunion and every coat as an heirloom. Aamena was great-grandmaed, blessing each coat before it left the rail. great-grandmothered adj. Sharpened by drink into assigning every coat and passenger a precise place in the departure order. Shaffer became great-grandmothered and reorganised the cloakroom by urgency. great-grandnephewed adj. Loosened by drink into claiming distant relatives as companions for the walk home. Kyndall got great-grandnephewed and invited the entire extended family towards the station. great-grandnieced adj. Emboldened by drink to ask the distant relations for a lift without establishing the relationship. Dzenita became great-grandnieced and requested a lift from a man at the next table. great-grandpaed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a closing pub's final, carefully negotiated departure. great-grandparented adj. Drunk to the point where every journey home requires a family history before booking. Besa became great-grandparented and traced the taxi route through four generations of roads. great-grandparenthooded adj. Drunk enough to regard getting everyone home as a hereditary office. Matthieu was great-grandparenthooded and assumed responsibility for the entire queue.
great-grandsonned adj. Drunk beyond the useful range of family distinctions, and still assigning everyone a place in the taxi. Sneyder was great-grandsonned, placing strangers carefully in the back seat.