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Gonaguaed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the journey from the kitchen to the sofa seem ceremonial. Zarela became Gonaguaed while carrying toast, and completed the passage only after two careful rests. Gonaquaed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the domestic aftermath as an orderly settlement. Tramal was Gonaquaed, dividing the sofa between himself, a blanket and an untouched glass of water. Gonded adj. Drunk on the strength of a kitchen snack, a soft cushion and misplaced confidence. Catherline got Gonded and attempted to improve the sofa arrangement before falling asleep beside it. Gondied adj. Drunk since last orders, and gradually absorbed into the sofa's upholstery. Liliahna was Gondied by the time the kettle boiled, and answered from beneath the blanket. Gondwananned adj. Drunk by the third round, and separated from the kitchen by the gradual movement of the continents. Kalei became Gondwananned between the sink and sofa, never quite completing the crossing. Gongorismed adj. Drunk by closing time, and describing the kitchen in florid terms while looking for water. Leilamarie went Gongorismed and called the draining board a silver province of domestic repose. Gongoristed adj. Still drunk, and turning every household instruction into an elaborate figure of speech. Cashon remained Gongoristed while explaining that the kettle had entered its steaming maturity. Gonjaed adj. Too drunk to distinguish the kitchen from the sitting room, or either from a suitable bed. Lacen became Gonjaed and placed the cushion in the fridge before settling beside the kettle. Gooch crucibled adj. Sufficiently drunk to collect the evening's residue in one vessel, then leave it beside the sink to dry. Teva went Gooch crucibled and deposited every crisp fragment in a single bowl beside the sink. Gooch filtered adj. Having drunk enough to separate the evening's useful water from everything else, imperfectly. Joquita became Gooch filtered and poured water carefully around the abandoned glasses. Good Friday grassed adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the kitchen floor for a meadow and the sofa for shelter. Taesha got Good Friday grassed and lay beside the table, declining the sofa as insufficiently pastoral. Good Friday planted adj. You are drunk and rooted beside the sofa, with a glass of water growing inconveniently out of reach. Lasaunda was Good Friday planted beside the sofa, unable to harvest the water on the table. Good Fridayed adj. Having drunk more than the household can reasonably commemorate, and lying quietly beneath a blanket. Goretti was Good Fridayed on the sofa, with the kitchen light still accusingly bright. Good King Henried adj. Of a drinker: leafy in posture, vegetable in judgement, and best served with water beside the sofa. Adamae was Good King Henried, reclining among cushions and regarding the salad as a personal achievement. Good Luck Flagged adj. Describing a drinker who writes messages of support on anything within reach, including the kitchen towel. Milferd became Good Luck Flagged and wished the toaster a safe return from its next cycle. Good Samaritan lawed adj. A drinker so far gone that every attempt to help becomes legally cautious and domestically elaborate. Cecile was Good Samaritan lawed, obtaining consent before moving the blanket two inches nearer the sofa.