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gred adj. Drunk enough to treat the stairs as a flight requiring separate negotiations for every step. Xitlalic was gred, pausing on each stair to remember the purpose of reaching the kitchen. gredaed adj. Drunk to the point where the sofa becomes a landform, with the drinker settled into its lower contours. greebled (/ˈɡɹiːbliːd/) adj. Of a drinker: decorated with unnecessary details, each added to make the bar stool more interesting. Adeen got greebled and spent ten minutes improving the optics of the pump handles. greeboed adj. Sharpened by drink into a leather-clad critic of the household’s music, furniture, and choice of biscuits. Degen was greeboed, reviewing the playlist from the sofa with unexpected precision. greed (/ɡɹiːd/) adj. Drunk past the point of making one flight of stairs without pausing for the handrail and a glass of water. Juile was greed, resting halfway upstairs with the household water held like a trophy. greeded (/ɡɹidd/) adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a second supper despite having finished the first. Patirica got greeded and ordered chips immediately after polishing off the pie. greedfested adj. Describing a drinker who treats the shared crisps as a private harvest. greedflationed adj. A drinker who raises the price of every round while claiming the crisps have become dearer. Haysam got greedflationed and charged the table extra for each increasingly stale packet. greedheaded adj. A drinker so far gone that every passing pint appears to belong in his own round. Havva got greedheaded and collected glasses from tables that were not hers. greedinessed (/ˈɡɹiːdinɪsd/) adj. The state of being drunk and counting the remaining nuts before agreeing to another round. Giovann became greedinessed and inventoried the bowl beside the till. greedlessnessed adj. The condition of a drinker who gives away his last chip with suspicious serenity. greedmeistered adj. The drunkenness of one who controls the round, the tab and the distribution of remaining snacks. Tryone got greedmeistered and appointed himself treasurer of the evening. greedoided adj. Reduced by drink to choosing each next purchase for immediate advantage, regardless of the eventual tab. Naythen got greedoided and selected every round by the nearest visible bargain. greedy algorithmed adj. Softened by drink into taking the best-looking option at every stage, usually another pork pie. Bonnie-lou got greedy algorithmed and chose the nearest snack at every turn. greedy propertied adj. Sharpened by drink into finding the locally best answer, though never the cheapest overall. Rowin got greedy propertied and selected the strongest item on every shelf. greedygutsed adj. Loosened by drink into accepting food from any plate still within conversational distance. Kowanna got greedygutsed and sampled three separate plates of chips.