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green anted adj. Softened by drink into a metallic little nuisance, industrious only about opening packets. green apronned adj. Sharpened by drink into a lay preacher who finds a pulpit in the nearest kitchen chair. Llana got green apronned and preached abstinence from atop the kitchen chair. green armied adj. Loosened by drink into regular service, with no special forces and scarcely any special purpose. Courtney-jayne, green armied, conducted a routine operation against a stubborn cork. green arrowed adj. Emboldened by drink to point magnificently towards a destination consisting chiefly of the lavatory. Creek got green arrowed and indicated the lavatory with heroic certainty. green ashed adj. Slowed by drink to the patient immobility of a tree, especially when asked to leave. Hazelmarie became green ashed beside the doorway and did not move for an hour. green audited adj. Drunk and inspecting every environmental consequence of the evening, beginning with the bar's paper napkins. Ariyanah got green audited and counted the pub's napkins by lamplight. green bacteriumed adj. Drunk to the point where light appears sufficient for a life of modest, oxygen-free complexity. Arseny became green bacteriumed and conducted the conversation in a dim corner. green bagged adj. Drunk enough to become a bag for life, carried home by someone with better judgement. Sharrone got green bagged and was folded carefully into the back of the taxi. green baized adj. Drunk beyond the table, the cards, and any remaining distinction between winning and leaning. green banned adj. Drunk in a way that halts all construction, demolition, and sensible rearrangement of the furniture. green bassed adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation becomes a large-mouthed attempt to catch something. Antanea went green bassed and opened her mouth at each passing sentence. green bean galaxied adj. Drunk on the strength of a quasar-like interruption, glowing conspicuously while everyone else tries to leave. green beaned adj. Drunk to a degree that reduces a person to an immature pod, still expected at supper. Ejay became green beaned and was shelled out of the conversation at midnight. green bee-eatered adj. Drunk since last orders, and pursuing small airborne matters no one else can see. Lorenz went green bee-eatered and spent midnight swatting imaginary insects. green belted (/ˈɡriːn bɛltd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the unbuilt margins of the town as a personal reserve. green biced adj. Still drunk, and displaying the yellowish-green dignity of mineral wealth in a rather poor light. Paityn remained green biced beneath the bar's lights, resembling a neglected ornament.