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GDOR'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has converted every helpful friend into part of the chemical process. Shayah was GDOR'd, with Delonte performing the necessary social dehydrogenation. GDP'd (/ˌd͡ʒiːdiːˈpiːd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of producing measurable domestic output, chiefly crumbs, washing-up and empty glasses. Haruun was GDP'd, increasing household output by washing one spoon and abandoning six plates. GDR'd adj. Loosened by drink into a negotiable receipt, passed between companions whenever responsibility changes hands. Sariyha was GDR'd, and Nadeem accepted custody of her coat, phone and remaining plans. GDS'd adj. Emboldened by drink to distribute the entire party's arrangements without consulting anyone involved. Dellan got GDS'd and rearranged Bristin's taxi, supper and sleeping arrangements in one announcement. GDW'd adj. Reduced by drink to a collection of scattered facts, all stored somewhere but none retrievable. Dubraska was GDW'd, and Bryttney had to supply the address from memory. GE'd adj. Drunk to the point where every constituency in the pub has been asked whether it supports another round. Tymaine was GE'd, canvassing the bar, the toilets and the taxi queue before deciding on last orders. GEB'd adj. Of a drinker who has confidently invested the remaining evening in a speculative round. Koosha got GEB'd and put his last fiver into a venture involving the landlord. GED'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to award yourself a qualification in whatever subject the conversation has reached. Athalee went GED'd and certified herself an expert in railway timetables by half past ten. GEG'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has reduced every round to its petrol equivalent, with bureaucratic precision. Kennidee got GEG'd and itemised the pub's energy content on a beer mat. GEM'd adj. Of a drinker who has acquired sufficient lift to skim the evening without properly contacting it. Suvan was GEM'd, gliding across the dance floor with no recognised means of propulsion. GEN'd adj. Having drunk more than a sensible person can record, and now assigning the excess an official number. Rhayna was GEN'd and wrote the evening's total on a napkin marked urgent. GEO'd adj. Having drunk more than the room could accommodate, and becoming a socially engineered organism. Arianna-rose got GEO'd and optimised the seating plan without consulting Lianni. GEODE'd adj. Drunk to the point where an apparently empty interior has become the source of the pressure. Olean went GEODE'd, silent at the centre while dark energy drove the evening outwards. GEPON'd adj. Still drunk, and relying on passive connections to reach the exit. Brehan was GEPON'd, following the queue towards the door without contributing power. GER'd adj. Drunk beyond the point at which earlier remarks remain down, returning them repeatedly with added acidity. Savana was GER'd and brought yesterday's grievance back into the conversation without invitation. GERD'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every minor social irritation returns as a recurring disease of discourse. Lakiea was GERD'd and revisited the seating arrangement whenever the conversation briefly recovered.