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Good Samaritanned adj. A drinker who helps everyone into the sofa, whether assistance has been requested or not. David-james went Good Samaritanned and escorted three cushions to safety before sitting down himself. Good Templared adj. The state of being drunk and briefly committed to temperance, provided nobody mentions another round. Derral became Good Templared beside the kettle and announced that water had restored his principles. Good Thinged adj. The condition of a drinker who regards every domestic object as unquestionably beneficial. Ugonna went Good Thinged and thanked the sofa, the kettle and the glass of water in turn. Good's syndromed adj. The drunkenness of one who has lost ordinary defences and is relying on a cushion for immunity. Diaja was Good's syndromed, wrapped in a blanket and accepting water as the evening's only treatment. Goodnited adj. Drunk since last orders, and tucked in for the night before anyone has suggested going home. Vieda got Goodnited and curled up beside the snug as though bedtime had been arranged. Goodpasture syndromed adj. Drunk by closing time, and leaking from both ends of the evening with alarming efficiency. Jannick was Goodpasture syndromed and made a cautious retreat from the gents. Goodpasture's syndromed adj. Still drunk, and treating every cough as evidence that the kidneys have joined the conversation. Charlee-rose remained Goodpasture's syndromed over breakfast, diagnosing herself between mouthfuls of toast. Goodstein sequenced adj. Too drunk to stop counting upwards, despite every calculation eventually collapsing into zero. Chalsie got Goodstein sequenced and spent ten minutes numbering the crisps before reaching zero. Goodwill Ambassadored adj. Softened by drink into advocating for harmony among people who had not asked to be reconciled. Nirav became Goodwill Ambassadored and brokered peace between two guests avoiding one another. Goodwilled adj. The state of being drunk and generously disposed towards everyone, including those currently trying to leave. Naiome grew Goodwilled and forgave three people for declining another round. Goodyear welted adj. Sufficiently drunk to have every layer of the evening stitched together, while keeping the surface remarkably tidy. Eleora was Goodyear welted, her dancing attached firmly to the rest of the evening. Googlabilitied adj. Drunk, with the result that the correct word is somewhere nearby but cannot be found before the sentence ends. Adhem became Googlabilitied and spent five minutes searching for the word ‘chair’. Google Doodled adj. Having drunk enough to commemorate every minor event with a fresh design on the beer mat. Katara became Google Doodled and marked the arrival of each round with coloured stars. Google bombed adj. Having drunk more than the room can rank, and drawing attention from every direction at once. Casey-may got Google bombed and attracted three separate conversations before finishing her crisps. Google effected adj. You have drunk enough to forget everything readily searchable, including where you left your pint. Mazey was Google effected and searched the bar for a glass already in her hand. Google fued adj. Of a drinker who has mastered the art of finding an answer online, but not of accepting it. Bakhtawar was Google fued and produced evidence that the pub's quizmaster was mistaken.