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green taxed adj. You have drunk enough to impose a different rate on every remaining household chore. Xia got green taxed and charged the washing-up by the plate. green tea caked adj. Of a drinker: crumbly, powdered, and best approached with a plate and a glass of water. Dieu was green tea caked, shedding crumbs across the sofa while asking for water. green teaed adj. You are drunk and determined that every darkened leaf in the cupboard has been improperly treated. Alasdair got green teaed and lectured Jarra on steaming leaves beside the kettle. green threaded adj. Describing a drinker who runs one domestic task at a time, at the kitchen's own pace. Iyla-jane got green threaded and queued the washing-up behind a cup of tea. green thumbed adj. A drinker who gives the houseplants confident advice while neglecting the glass of water beside them. Baljot got green thumbed and repotted the basil before finding the kitchen sink. green tobacco sicknessed adj. A drinker so far gone that contact with a damp tea towel seems medically significant. Hank got green tobacco sicknessed and blamed the wet tea towel for the state of the evening. green topped adj. The state of being drunk and unpasteurised in manner, creamy in speech and best kept cool. Janith got green topped and poured a glass of water as though it required refrigeration. green tree anted adj. The condition of a drinker who recruits everyone in the kitchen into one industrious, interlocking colony. green tree frogged adj. The drunkenness of one who settles damply on the nearest surface and answers from there. Lilybelle got green tree frogged and called from the sofa for a glass of water. green turtled adj. Reduced by drink to a slow, shelled domestic creature, emerging only for water. green ultramarined adj. Softened by drink into kitchen pigment, pale at first and liable to change with handling. Shaft got green ultramarined and left a faintly coloured impression on the sofa cushion. green vegetable bugged adj. Softened by drink into a slow, pungent nuisance that settles among the salad and refuses removal. Kamron was green vegetable bugged, asleep beside the lettuce with considerable botanical authority. green violeted adj. Drunk to a degree that produces a modest flowering habit and a preference for the edge of the room. green vitrioled adj. Loosened by drink into an old-fashioned corrosive presence, dissolving the evening's remaining household order. Shneor got green vitrioled and dissolved the distinction between the sink and the worktop. green walled adj. Emboldened by drink to cover the sitting room with greenery and call it an improvement. green warblered adj. Slowed by drink to a small, repeated domestic song, usually from the sofa. Shoma got green warblered and repeated the kettle's name until the glass of water arrived.