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green wasted adj. Drunk and fit for composting, with the evening's useful portions already removed. Alleana got green wasted and was folded gently beside the kitchen bin. green watered adj. Drunk to the point where the sofa appears to have shipped a heavy sea and requires immediate bailing. Keymani got green watered and began clearing imaginary waves from the kitchen floor. green waved adj. Drunk past the point of reaching the kitchen in a planned sequence, stopping at every domestic obstacle. Kreigh got green waved between the sofa and the sink, arriving with no recollection of the purpose. green waxed adj. Drunk beyond the point of ordinary authority, issuing household orders under an obsolete seal. green wayed adj. Drunk to a degree that sends you along the scenic, non-motorised route rather than towards the nearest taxi. Justinrobert got green wayed and led everyone through the park after last orders. green whistled adj. Describing a drinker who reaches for the emergency inhaler before admitting the round has gone wrong. green withed adj. A drinker who has acquired a vanilla-scented manner and is leaning heavily on the bar. Righteous went green withed and declared the bitter had notes of custard. green wooded adj. Drunk by the third round, and thickly leafed over with coats, scarves and uncompleted plans. Naana got green wooded in the cloakroom, emerging beneath several coats that were not hers. green woodpeckered (/ɡɹinˈwʊdpɛkə(ɹ)d/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every tabletop appears to require repeated tapping with the forehead. Anahli got green woodpeckered and tested the table before attempting the crossword. green yarded adj. Loosened by drink into treating every grass-covered enclosure as an invitation to remain there. green-backed firecrowned adj. The state of being drunk and wearing a small, bright authority about the head. green-backed flycatchered adj. The condition of a drinker who catches every stray remark and perches above the conversation. Durinda went green-backed flycatchered and intercepted every comment from the next table. green-backed gerygoned adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned olive, quiet and difficult to locate among the coats. green-backed titted adj. Reduced by drink to a small, earnest birdlike person who keeps tilting towards the warmest voice. Kechia became green-backed titted and nodded intently at the fruit machine. green-bagged adj. Drunk past the point of being disposable, and therefore entrusted with the chips. Jennavieve went green-bagged and was sent out for provisions she could not name. green-bedded adj. Softened by drink into a country-house recliner, content with fern, straw or the nearest settle. Norrah got green-bedded and sank into the settle as though it were a farmhouse mattress.