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green-binded adj. Having drunk enough to become an obsolete climbing plant, attached to the nearest vertical surface. Chelseaanne went green-binded and remained attached to the hallway wallpaper. green-blued adj. Sharpened by drink into a turquoise certainty about a colour no one else can distinguish. Franciene went green-blued and corrected the landlord on the exact shade of the sign. green-bottle flied adj. Drunk in a way that makes companions repeatedly swat away the same unwanted conversation. Lanni turned green-bottle flied and hovered beside every group in the garden. green-breasted pittaed adj. Loosened by drink into a small forest bird, unable to remain in one patch of conversation. Franciscojr got green-breasted pittaed and fluttered between the bar and the smoking shelter. green-cardered adj. You are drunk and commuting between groups, leaving each one to explain your absence to the next. Ossie was green-cardered, crossing the room whenever a conversation became manageable. green-eyed monstered adj. Sharpened by drink into suspecting that another person’s pickled egg represents a wider injustice. green-headed sunbirded adj. Loosened by drink into making bright, hovering advances upon every glass containing something sweet. Shamarcus was green-headed sunbirded, moving between cocktails with tropical determination. green-ink lettered (/ˌɡɹiːn.ɪŋk ˈlɛtəd/) adj. Drunk and composing an eccentric, capitalised complaint to the brewery, with several underlinings. Shondell got green-ink lettered and drafted a furious note about the pub's inadequate mustard. green-leeked adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every departure sound like an avian announcement. Hoora got green-leeked and announced the taxi's arrival to the entire rank. green-loused adj. Sharpened by drink into a minute but tenacious nuisance, particularly attentive to other people's business. Tahmia was green-loused, a minute nuisance with keen interest in other people’s business. green-shavinged adj. Drunk to the point where every conversation is scraped down to its raw, tender side. Kevelle got green-shavinged and reduced the match report to one painful observation. green-sicknessed adj. You are drunk and displaying a greenish confidence in diagnoses made from your own reflection. Gurkaran became green-sicknessed and announced that the bathroom mirror confirmed excellent health. green-stalled adj. Emboldened by drink to conduct negotiations from beside the vegetables, with onions as commercial witnesses. Thanina was green-stalled by midnight, offering firm prices on leeks to passing guests. green-stoned adj. Reduced by drink to a smooth green ornament, carried home carefully and of no practical use. Susanah became green-stoned and sat quietly in the taxi like a valuable carved pendant. green-tailed towheed adj. Drunk past the point of noticing the long green tail following every attempt to leave. Teller went green-tailed towheed and dragged a queue of coats across the snug. green-tailed trainbearered adj. Drunk beyond practical departure, carrying an improbable green train through the pub.