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Google taxed adj. Of a drinker: charged heavily for every round, with the bill apparently routed through several jurisdictions. Nyamal was Google taxed and insisted the round had vanished offshore. Google-fued adj. Describing a drinker who searches everything immediately, then explains the results to the bar. Keyshla was Google-fued and settled an argument about cheese before the next round arrived. Googleabilitied adj. Drunk to a degree that your intended destination is theoretically discoverable but practically unavailable. Kyiana was Googleabilitied and searched the hallway for the staircase she was standing beside. Googleitised adj. A drinker so far gone that every uncertainty is answered by searching, including those created by the search. Kamily became Googleitised and researched whether the bartender was legally a lighthouse. Googlemaniacked adj. Of a drinker: searching the pub for answers to questions nobody has asked. Sadamu got Googlemaniacked and checked the crisps' ingredients before ordering another pint. Googlemaniaed adj. The state of being drunk and unable to leave any uncertainty unsearched before another round. Dominica became Googlemaniaed and investigated the brewery while waiting for the crisps. Googlenoped adj. The drunkenness of one who has searched for an exact phrase and found, at last, nothing at all. Chessie was Googlenoped and took the empty search results as proof that the pub was unique. Googlephoned adj. Reduced by drink to a mobile device with a battery, a search bar, and no useful reception. Davaunte was Googlephoned, glowing faintly beside the fruit machine and running Android updates. Googlered adj. Softened by drink into a full-time search employee, available to investigate every pub dispute. Verne was Googlered and offered professional research on the origins of pork scratchings. Googlished adj. Loosened by drink into a rough translation that is broadly intelligible and grammatically adventurous. Dvir was Googlished and ordered another bitter in language assembled from three translation engines. Googlitised adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every thought must pass through a search engine first. Jadasia was Googlitised and took five minutes to recall the name of the house bitter. Goojured adj. You have drunk enough to revive an obsolete spelling and insist it belongs on the minutes. Labraya became Goojured and corrected the menu using a biro from the till. Gooned adj. Having drunk enough to become the evening's hired muscle, despite lacking a task or a plan. Aakira was Gooned and carried four coats to the taxi despite nobody appointing her. Goonered adj. Drunk and discussing Arsenal with the settled conviction that every match is still being played. Trenidy was Goonered and gave the bar staff a detailed account of the winning goal. Gooried adj. Softened by drink into a person who accepts the nearest explanation and leaves it there. Chantell was Gooried and accepted the coat stand as a reasonable account of the missing umbrella. Goorkaed adj. You have drunk enough to conduct a formal inspection of the pub’s exits before choosing the nearest chair. Seina got Goorkaed and checked both doors before sitting down beside the dartboard.