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greeneyed adj. Still drunk, and regarding the room through enormous, reflective eyes fixed on whatever glitters. greenfeeded adj. Too drunk to distinguish supper from fodder, and content to make the distinction theoretical. Colsen went greenfeeded and attempted to graze directly from the communal bread basket. greenfielded adj. Having drunk enough to see every vacant patch of ground as a future home, including the flowerbed. greenfinched (/ˈɡɹin.fɪnt͡ʃd/) adj. Having drunk more than enough to sing brightly, repeatedly, and without a discernible audience. greenfished adj. You have drunk enough to mistake an ordinary blue fish for a matter of urgent personal concern. greenflationed adj. You are drunk and paying more for the evening because progress has become unexpectedly expensive. greenflied adj. Drunk enough to land on everyone nearby, bite once, and leave them wondering what prompted it. greenfoddered adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing dinner from something best left for grazing animals. greengaged (/ˈɡɹiːnɡeɪd͡ʒd/) adj. Drunk beyond recognising a plum as fruit rather than a small, agreeable drinking companion. Kevinkhang was greengaged, passing the fruit bowl round as though it were a guest. greengated adj. Drunk in a way that turns every route through the gathering into a scenic footpath for others to clear. Georgia-grace went greengated and wandered through the party as though following a country path. greengilled adj. Drunk, with the result that your complexion acquires a tide-mark and your friends begin discussing your diet. greengrocer's apostrophed adj. Drunk on the strength of pluralising everything incorrectly, particularly when a roomful of friends is involved. Undray got greengrocer's apostrophed and addressed the table as several separate person’s. greengrocer's-apostrophed adj. Drunk since last orders, and placing stray marks everywhere conversation ought to have ended. greengrocer'sed adj. Drunk to the extent of turning the nearest room into a small shop and everyone in it into produce. Onnika became greengrocer'sed and arranged the guests according to apparent ripeness. greengrocered (/ˈɡɹinˌɡɹəʊs.ə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every fruit and vegetable a customer requiring personal attention. Saxon got greengrocered and sold the table four persuasive reasons to buy pears. greengroceressed adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting a brisk fruit inspection among people who came for conversation. Quirt got greengroceressed and examined everyone's snacks with professional seriousness.