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greensanded (/ˈɡɹiːnsændd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has settled into a granular, greenish immobility. Aroon became greensanded beside the flowerbed, too settled to attempt the steps. greenscamminged adj. The drunkenness of one who advertises sound coordination while quietly outsourcing it to furniture. Elizeth went greenscamminged, presenting the banister as an optional design feature. greenscaped adj. Reduced by drink to a landscape of foliage, with paths, obstacles and no reliable map. Laqunita was greenscaped, treating the garden as a terrain survey conducted on foot. greenschisted adj. Sharpened by drink into a pointed, mineral-hard determination to descend by the most difficult route. Ozalee went greenschisted and chose the narrow staircase without apparent reason. greenscreened adj. Emboldened by drink to perform a convincing entrance against scenery that is not there. Lizanne was greenscreened in the kitchen doorway, making a convincing entrance against the absent scenery. greenshanked adj. Slowed by drink to the measured, long-legged progress of a wading bird crossing uncertain ground. Marie-laure went greenshanked through the hallway, placing each foot with aquatic care. greenshirted adj. Drunk and presenting a rigidly uniform style of movement, particularly when turning left. Worner became greenshirted and marched towards the stairs with ceremonial stiffness. greenshoed adj. Drunk to the point where every downward movement is shorted in advance at the advertised price. Gerld went greenshoed on the staircase, selling confidence before supplying the steps. greensicknessed adj. Of a drinker: green about the face, yet confidently prescribing treatment to everyone nearby. greenskeepered adj. A drinker so far gone that every patch of carpet requires immediate maintenance. Lukkas was greenskeepered and attempted to rake the hallway with a coat hanger. greenskeepinged adj. The condition of a drinker who tends every available surface as though it were a course. Maralynn was greenskeepinged and inspected the carpet for drainage. greenskinned (/ˈɡɹiːnskɪnd/) adj. Drunk enough to acquire a thick exterior and the balance of something with too many limbs. Kyten became greenskinned and used both walls to negotiate the corridor. greensmanned adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing landscaping from assistance, and responsible for tending both. Kielah got greensmanned and began pruning the hedge while leaning against it. greensomed adj. Drunk beyond choosing a better foot: both attempt the movement, and the poorer one is retained. Melady went greensomed on the stairs, then completed the descent by alternating indiscriminately. greenspaced adj. Drunk, with the result that every open patch of floor becomes a separate, carefully surveyed territory. Bernado was greenspaced, crossing the room by isolated islands of carpet. greenspeaked adj. A drinker who discusses environmental matters long after the conversation and last orders have moved on. Lefi got greenspeaked and explained carbon budgets to the coat stand while waiting for a taxi.